I like to fancy myself as quite the Harry Potter fan.

It is true that I stumbled upon the 1st movie, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, by accident and out of sheer boredom. But, from the first moment I saw that four-eyed wonder boy, with his ginger haired and know-it-all friend, I was hooked.

Harry, Ron and Hermione had won my heart.

I’m amped about the movies (I’m even sacrificing my love for sleep to go see a midnight showing), and I was super psyched when the books came out (and re-read them when I have nothing exciting going on in my life), and I even want to get “Wingardium Leviosa” (I hope I spelled that right) tattooed on my body. (I know it sounds nuts… but the tat will be cute. I promise. There will be a baby wand with sparks, and it will be written in cursive. Adorbs.)

Anyway, this freaky kid (who may not be an actual kid… probably an unmarried man in his 30′s) is hands down a complete nut job, and an intense fan. He even looks like Harry P (circa 2001). Get a hair cut dude.

You should probably get some therapy after the haircut.

-Rocco