It’s offic. I stated it.

I know the holiday shopping season just kicked off today in the most obnoxious day of the year, Black Friday (no offense to the Black Friday lovers), and while most Americans are waiting in a long line, fighting over the last 55″ HD TV, and hoping ABC news films them camping outside of a store at 4AM, I am home watching TV and giving out commercial awards.

Yes, it is something I like to do in my head, and I even vocally announce the winners sometimes, and this is one of those times. This is something to be thankful for.

The winner of best holiday commercial is….. *drum roll*

TARGET (I gave it away in the title, but the drum roll and pause seemed necessary for effect)

That blonde cray cray in those commercials is perfect. PERFECT. I LOL, literally, every time I see her. And thankfully, Target has a YouTube channel (because all the cool kids are doing it) and has some of the commercials posted.

That isn’t even all of them… there is one where she is wrapped in alarm clocks and beat boxing “Carol of the Bells” and one where she is recording a Christmas jingle in those greeting cards where you can record your own message.

It’s so hilarious. Hopefully, you have seen some of these so I don’t sound like a nut job ranting and raving about my favorite holiday commercials.

I strongly advise you to do nothing the rest of the day and park yourself in front of the television to witness these Target gems first hand. Totes mcgotes worth it.

-Rocco