Ry Ry dries himself off with Benjamins after a bath. And can now buy as many J Biebs 3D purple glasses as he likes.

He just signed a 3 year contract with Clear Channel for $ 60 Million.

$60 Million?!?!!? WTF?!?! I hope he invests wisely… and I don’t mean taking Julianne Hough on a shopping spree in Paris.

I’m not even worth that much money. Like as in me… as a human being. Not that Mamadukes would ever put a price on my being (or that you should ever tell your children how much they are worth)… but I’m pretty confident that $60 mil is worth waaaaaaay more than she would price me at.

I pray to Oprah that Ry Ry would lend Mamadukes the money if I’m ever held for ransom and the asking is $60 mil. (I have no idea why this would ever be the case)

They are discussing my worth with Mamadukes... she's with them via phone

There’s nothing else to say. Let’s just listen to Lil Wayne’s “Milli” and think of Ry Ry, all while we call our parents and ask them how much they would pay for us.

All kidding aside…. guy works hard. He has 838345389 jobs. I would never want to work as hard as him even for that amount of money. I’d rather write this for free and eat saltines for the rest of my life.

-Rocco