** UPDATE ** so I’m told it’s the ‘fail whale’. Clever Twitter creators… very clever. Because those f-in birds are majorly failing in the act of being birds and not knowing how to fly together. I like your style Twitter.

I signed into Twitter, because I am paranoid of it not functioning properly and always check to make sure my blog posts automatically pop up, and this is what I get:

WTF?!?! Why are tiny, orange birds carrying a whale that is waaaaaay to heavy for them??

1) That is impossible. I’m not a physicist, but I’m pretty sure a physicist who knows physics would say that it’s impossible.

2) Even if said physicist was wrong…. the tiny, orange birds are all flying different directions. They’d never get anywhere. Flying V you dumb birds… haven’t you ever seen The Mighty Ducks!?

An inverted flying V... but you get the idea

-Rocco