I don’t like to objectify human begins and look at men like pieces of meat (because it’s rude), but I want to do nothing but stare at Ian Somerhalder. I’m ashamed that I want to know nothing about him.

I couldn’t tell you what this guy was talking about, I just kept saying aloud (to myself, because I’m alone right now) “he’s so cute”, “I want his eyebrows”, “nice hair”, “wow”, “omfg”, “he’s so charming”….

Literally… those are the things that came out of my mouth.

The one thing I did hear was his discussion about kissing people who smoke, and I have a little tale from my childhood for ya (this is for you Mamadukes):

I was a wee child and I saw a billboard that said “kissing a smoker is like licking an ash tray”. Wow! I didn’t even know what kissing was and it shook me to the core. Why would I want cigarette on my tongue? I have never forgot that, and still refuse to kiss anybody who smokes…not to mention the smell makes me want to vomit in your mouth… which would ruin the make out sesh.

Anyway, Ian Somerhalder is breath-taking. And hopefully a non-smoker so I would never vomit in his mouth

-Rocco