Am I Watching American Idol Or The Real World???
Posted December 8, 2010on:
So, we all know J Lo is bouncing up in thuurr, Steven Tyler is going to attempt to not slur his words, Randy Jackson is thinking he’s the boss now, and Ry Ry Seacrest is getting his highlights redone for the new season of American Idol. I can smell the tanning lotion from 3000 miles away!
But, what we didn’t know is Nigel Lythgoe and team are hoping to amp up the drams by making the contestants live together, and then of course filming the whole thing.
Will there be hook ups?? Someone will definitely get punched in the face… there are ALWAYS fights on The Real World. And there HAS to be a hot tub… how else will the STD’s get passed around from contestant to contestant??
How this will all be incorporated into the show, I have no idea, but this is dumb. If we are going to get behind the scenes footage, why can’t it just be of them rehearsing? If I have to see it, I wanna hear about the song choices, why they chose it, and what key they’re singing it in. I could care less about who they are fighting and/or sleeping with, it just has nothing to do with their shitty or excellent performances of the week.
If you know too much personal stuff it ruins the whole thing. For example, I can’t watch anything with Angelina Jolie without thinking about how she is planning to collect some more kids, and why she likes Brad Pitt so much (he looks like a homeless man half the time). And don’t even get me started on Lindsay Lohan…. Mean Girls is ruined for me now that she is a nut job. I just keep thinking “was she drunk when she filmed this scene?? I definitely hear a slur of the words… right??” It’s just distracting. And I don’t want to be distracted when I am judging people.
And stop trying to be X Factor… only X Factor can be ridiculously theatrical and flirting with obnoxious-ness, because Simon Cowell is a completely ridiculous/obnoxious human being. He knows it, and he is proud of it. And that’s why I want to be his slave intern.(but that’s a whole other story)
But don’t worry the talent is “amazing” this year… just like they said seasons 1-9 , and just like it was seasons 1-9. You can stop saying that Idol producers, no matter who is on the show, they are obviously talented.
I already know who I don’t want to see making out in night vision.