What an early Christmas treat!! My favorite mullet… who sadly doesn’t really have a mullet anymore (more on that later)…. is singing a Christmas song.

But more importantly, one of those Westernized (I think that’s a word) Christmas songs…. “Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer”

The more I look at this picture the more it’s like a giant swoop mullet. I mean his hair is in his eyes… get a head band!

I really like his voice, even when he is singing dumb songs. It’s one of my favorite voices around.

I’m shocked/annoyed/angered that he hasn’t been signed yet. What the dilly yo?? Let’s get on this Oprah… if anyone is gonna speed up this process it’s you!

ALLLLLLLEXXX LAAAAAAAMBERRRRRT!! RUUUUUDOOOOLLPH!

And that’s all I have to say about that….

-Rocco