Isn’t getting paid to get drunk and smush enough for these people?!?!?

This is  ”empowering advice for a new generation of self assured women” and a kind of “do’s and don’ts of dating”.

I think J Woww would be the last person I’d take dating advice from. I imagine myself with low cut shirts and my ass showing in my skirt if I followed her rules. Not a good look.

And if the Jersey Shore cast insists on writing books… where is Pauly D!? Mamadukes needs a Christmas present.

Pauly D: DJ/ Author

I may make fun of it… but let’s be real… I’m going to go to Barnes & Noble to read it for free.

-Rocco