I love contests! Especially the ones I make up in my own head. And it’s even better when only my vote counts.

Cari gave me the ingenious idea to have Lee bear compete against himself… since I make him win everything (to appeal to the masses) anyway. So, now he’s got some tough competition: HIMSELF!

So grab your beanie and get ready to make a decision that won’t really matter. This is….

THE BATTLE OF THE HEAD GEAR: Lee vs Lee vs Lee vs Lee……

Choice #1:

Good picture. Shows some passion. Linc the Sink is digging whatever is happening. Can’t really see the hat, but you get the idea. And nice Aerosmith scarf hanging from the mic stand.

Choice #2:

This stunning green background almost makes me choose this as the winner right off the bat. And he looks like he is under heat lamps with that red light shinning in his face. Lee bear was either what was for dinner that night or he was performing at one of those cleverly names holiday radio show. Either one is completely reasonable.

Choice #3:

You all know I love this one because of that classic school picture backdrop… I didn’t shut up about it for days. Oh and look, I believe he is in the exact same outfit as the first 2. Shocking.

Choice #4

Different shirt I believe… but we already established that this was Linc the Sink’s shirt. One suitcase, two guys. I think he hides treats in that beanie. It looks like there is some stuff in there. I just wanna touch it.

Choice #5

At first look, I thought that sign was in another language, but it’s just weird font. Anyway…. Lee is in that hat and in black. This is getting impossible to vote because it’s all smushing into one Lee bear image in my mind.

Choice #6:

This is definitely a different night because I remember this TV room he was performing in. There were just a bunch of televisions behind him. New jeans??? Probably not.

Choice #7:

This is him dressed up clearly. He’s got some lumberjack plaid on. Very festive. But he looks like he’s sweating balls. Just an idea here…. maybe if you didn’t have that hat on. Just a suggestion.

And now a bonus picture that I can never fit into any post logically (hahahah as if anything I write is a cohesive thought. I almost tricked myself with that one).

day camp Lee bear

I have a guest judge on this one….. guess who??? LEE D.

Hmmmm I'm thinking... I'm thinking *strokes chin*

(wow that  picture is a lot bigger than I thought)

And to announce the winner (chosen by me, and Lee of course)

AND THE WINNER IS.......

A SURPRISE CANDIDATE!!!!

FREDDY KRUGER LEE!!!

what?? I won!

I just can’t believe this. What a shocker. Freddy Kruger Lee just slashed away those other competitors.

I miss that sweater.

-Rocco

P.S. Mamadukes is painting today… the fumes are clearly getting to me after reading this back. I don’t know how Lee D. was with paint all day. I’m gonna ask him that in my hard hitting interview. And then he’ll stop talking to me. It’ll have to be the last question.