Those Rich Lee DeWyze Fans Are Back…
Posted December 29, 2010on:
How are you going to spend all that money Grandpa gave you for Hanukkah?? How about that money your drunk Aunt gave you for Christmas?? Did you just get a divorce?? Well, fret not, dry those tears… you can spend his or her money easily with this one!
(I should be in advertising with that opening statement… that last one wasn’t insensitive at all)
Does everyone remember Robin and Marama ?? (HEY GIRLS HEEEEY!!… I don’t know these ladies in real life… but I’m a fan of them. I think we would like each other in real life)
Of course you remember them! These two ladies round the troops time after time and revive Lee D. sales and just revive the Lee bear love. I said it before, and I’ll say it again; these chicks get my vote when they run for President/Vice President. They can duke it out for who gets what title…. but they have to be in colleagues.
First off, they call it Operation Lee Is Swell…. I love the 1950′s!!! I would have been a really bad woman/wife/mother in that era because I curse, hate lipstick, and can’t bake to save my own life, but I would love to have tried to exist in that era. Ever see Pleasantville??? I imagine that’s what the 1950′s were exactly like.
And here is the gist (I think…. ladies correct me if I’m wrong) buy a copy of Live It Up and place a tag on it. Give it to someone who doesn’t own Lee’s CD. The tag pretty much says “hey you… if you like this CD, buy a copy and give it to someone… pay it forward like Kevin Spacey and Haley Joel Osment. If not, you’re dumb and you owe me $13.” (Can you guess what part I made up??)
And then if you tell Robin or Marama that you performed this act, you get your name entered in a contest and you can win….. LEE BEAR!! Just kidding… you don’t win Lee bear… you win the honor of passing his music around.
I’m thinking this will cost you about $10 bucks for the CD. That’s 1 hour of babysitting if you live in the suburbs and if you live in a major city you get at least $17/hour to babysit, so you can get his CD and go buy yourself some nail polish or something. You’ll have plenty of holiday money left over… so stop pouting.
I really hope Lee knows about this… he should start a “my fans are the bee’s knees” campaign… because these girls are legit. I’ll even sacrifice my desire for that Hat To End All Hats picture to see that campaign, because you all deserve that!
You can go to Let’s Do This 4 Lee to get all the actual information, all Twitter information for all parties involved, and some fun facts about the bear himself. For instance… he was a stock trader?!?! WTF? Never saw that one coming…. he must be good at math. I’m so impressed. He’s like a barbie doll… he comes with so many professions. This one is NASDAQ Lee bear.
Sorry got sidetrack with Lee bear and numbers and Anita Ward’s #1 disco hit…..
Go to LET’S DO THIS 4 LEE and learn more! Lee is swell… and he wears sweaters that are from the 1950 era. Toby Maguire who???
*pssst* I have a confession. I got my BFF the Lee bear CD… but it’s a burned copy.
I AM SO SORRY! I feel awful. Buuuuuuut…. I bought 3 copies myself… so we’ll just negate that and say I bought 2 right??? Is that okay???
I think we’re all in a fight.