I’m trying to be adult about the end of Harry Potter. And my first step is admitting the fact that Harry Potter doesn’t exist and Daniel Radcliffe is the real human being behind the magical myth. It’s hard for me to say.

Before I die.... I want to make millions and millions of dollars. Oh I already did that.

To remain relevant before the demise of the Potter franchise, Danny boy sat down with MTV to discuss what he wants to do before he gets the old Avada Kedavra.

You can see the video at MTV.COM HERE

Roller blade with dolphins??? That’s impossible… way to set yourself up for failure.

1) dolphins don’t have feet to wear the roller blades and 2) you can’t really roller blade in salt water. Just saying.

Anyway… Dan Radcliffe is kinda adorable. I want him to be in a comedy soon. I feel like his charm will win my heart even more. And then win over the other people watching. And then he could rule the world.

-Rocco