Don’t tell me Hogwarts isn’t real. Explain the picture above. Those are those french whores from Beauxbatons who swoop in and steal the Hogwart hotties.

Okay, okay…. I really just wanted an excuse to post a picture of Draco Malfoy. He’s the sexiest of the wizard lot. Don’t get me wrong… Ron and Harry definitely have their own charm… but once the gay wizards started dressing Draco… his sex pot status sky rocketed.

I got an A in Charms class

You can’t tell me the gays had nothing to do with this makeover.

Also, Draco Malfoy is very charming even on talk shows with muggles. He gives the best interviews. This just may be his own charisma and have nothing to do with magic and a gay.

It’s an old interview, I know. I just wanted to hear that accent again.

You know when I start posting old Harry Potter stuff I’m at a loss of what to write about. I apologize.

-Rocco