Archive for December 2010
Whoa Dominic Cooper!
Posted on: December 31, 2010
This post has no substance and is shallow… just a warning.
Look at that hair!
I never really had much of an opinion on Dominic Cooper… I always stimped him in the “Stimp, Stamp, Stomp” game if he was ever mentioned.
But after seeing this… I’m going to make mental note to stamp.
-Rocco
J Timb Wants You To Lick It Or Something. I Don’t Even Care… New Music!
Posted on: December 30, 2010
I have never been so excited to hear a leaked song in my life. Seriously… everyone else could just take a seat if this means J Timb is releasing new music. I don’t care about it. I don’t even want to hear new Britney Spears if this is actually happening.
I’m usually against leaked songs and don’t get too excited because it’s never a final mix and usually just a rough demo… but this is settling in my ears just fine. An MTV article even suggests the leaked song may just be a demo for another artists, as J Timb has been writing music for other artists. But either way… it’s nice to hear his voice coming out of my speakers with new music.
“Take You Down” is produced by long time collaborators and friends The Neptunes.
I'm perfect. I can bring anything back
I’m glad that Yogi Bear shit didn’t get in the way too much.
This is how I prefer my J Timb. It has the perfect heavy drum beat…. with the catchy, but simple hook of female voices “uh-oh”-ing. The nasal, pop tone of J Timb’s voice fits perfectly in this dance/pop beat.
Now, let’s get some Timbo songs in this mix and the world is right again.
I know it will all be okay.
-Rocco
I’m trying to be adult about the end of Harry Potter. And my first step is admitting the fact that Harry Potter doesn’t exist and Daniel Radcliffe is the real human being behind the magical myth. It’s hard for me to say.
Before I die.... I want to make millions and millions of dollars. Oh I already did that.
To remain relevant before the demise of the Potter franchise, Danny boy sat down with MTV to discuss what he wants to do before he gets the old Avada Kedavra.
You can see the video at MTV.COM HERE
Roller blade with dolphins??? That’s impossible… way to set yourself up for failure.
1) dolphins don’t have feet to wear the roller blades and 2) you can’t really roller blade in salt water. Just saying.
Anyway… Dan Radcliffe is kinda adorable. I want him to be in a comedy soon. I feel like his charm will win my heart even more. And then win over the other people watching. And then he could rule the world.
-Rocco
That red beanie wearing dog is at it again…. and this time, it was like the dog was educating me directly.
TWINSIES!
I have a confession. I never actually watched a full episode of American Idol this past season. But I can explain.
I don’t own a television, and I usually watch any television shows I feel the need to watch on my computer like a poor college student. So, due to my lack of television, I would just read the blogs about Idol and then google the people who sounded interesting. And sometimes that person happened to be Lee D.
I never saw any auditions this season either… so I had no idea who Lee bear was (he was just Lee DeWyze to me at that point…. and I always spelled his name wrong…the random “Z” threw me and it still does.) and I didn’t see him until the top 24 I guess… or whenever it is that they first go live on the small stage.
And then as the season got rolling, I was babysitting a child and would pray to Oprah she would be in bed and asleep by 8, so I could just sit down and use their big screen and watch idol in HD. Do you have any idea what Lee D.’s hair looks like in HD?? I’ll tell you what it looks like… it’s intense and it’s great. This is also when I began to question my own conditioner.
I used to wear color and do my hair!. I'm very intense.
When the said child wouldn’t go to sleep, I let her watch Idol with me, and I swear to you, she promptly fell in love with Lee. I didn’t even tell her who my favorite was (because to her I’m super cool and she just likes what I like)… she liked him on her own. And because I’m an awesome babysitter (and/or a really irresponsible and selfish one) I let her stay up and watch the whole episode.
When I was able to watch the episode, no problemo, got the number to vote. If I missed the episode, I’d call Mamadukes and would blindly send a dozen votes while I walked home. Totally against what I believe in… but I did it anyway. Lee makes me a rebel.
So, anyway… now that you know that my lack of Lee bear knowledge was completely not my fault…. I no longer need to fret.
The Red Beanie Blog (AKA Red Beanie Lee Genie!) compiled Lee moments and smashed them into a 10 minute crash course. Lee bear 101 if you will (not LOL… as I sometimes confuse)
I haven’t even seen some of those moments. Like the nice color palate he rocked…. I wonder where those clothes are now. Leave them in LA did we buddy?
This was great red beanie wearing dog/ owner. I am forever grateful for this education. Seriously, check out the Red Beanie Blog to get all the 411 on Lee bear. Like actual info, as opposed to this… because 80% of this is me rambling about superficial nonsense. But hilarious superficial nonsense if I may say so myself.
-Rocco
- In: Lee DeWyze
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Okay…. I swear this is the last time I’ll talk about that stupid hat. I’m annoying myself… I must be annoying the rest of the world.
TatisR sent me some gems on Twitter within the past few days and I’m going to work some magic and combine them into an inspiring message for Lee bear to get his ass in check and go buy that hat and take a picture with it on.
After I made fun of fan made videos (which was a mean generalization) TatisR sent me great ones! She doesn’t make dumb ones…. her videos are adorable.
No one really likes Smash Mouth, and their cover of “I’m A Believer” (you don’t really like them)… unless it’s in Shrek and/or Lee bear is montage-ed into the song.
It’s like a happy Lee bear Smörgåsbord of fun!!
I wanted a picture of Lee bear with that giant green ogre, but apparently that didn’t happen when they were forced to go to the premiere… all I have is one of him outside the premiere looking like he’d rather not be there.
Shrek?? Meh.
This doesn’t seem very inspiring… but it’s because I’M A BELIEVER (ba dum chhh) that Lee bear is going to take a picture with The Hat To End All Hats. Even if it’s an accidental picture and it just happens to be taken…. it’ll happen. Oprah wouldn’t play around with my emotions like this… and apparently Lee D. does.
And for that extra shove of inspiration:
Check me out Lee bear!! You wish you could look this cool in the hat of all hats!
If freakin’ Aaron Kelly could rock the hat and take a picture with it… I think you can.
That is all.
-Rocco
P.S. I totally had my fingers crossed when I made that promise never to mention the hat again. It’ll be brought up at least 2-3 times per week.
Lee D. Gives Us Carpal Tunnel
Posted on: December 30, 2010
- In: Lee DeWyze
- 9 Comments
Holy Oprah!!! It’s 4PM do you know where Rocco’s Lee bear post is???
Well, it’s here. I went out into the world today to get the creative juices flowing… but that didn’t work as well as I planned… I was just distracted by art work. So, I went on Twitter… and Twitter saved my life. Yes, I’m dramatic and I said Twitter saved my life.
Music Reviews 10 is a website (I think that’s the actual name of the website… I’m not too sure.) and they are giving out awards.
I always get jealous when websites do this because as you all know I secretly wish I could just have contests all day and give out awards. That’s all I wanna do!!
I have contests in my head that I don’t even tell people about. What head band I wear, and what pair of boots I wear for the day is a little contest I have in the morning. Life is a contest. (That should be on a bumper sticker or a t-shirt)
Anyway, Music Reviews 10 is giving out awards and guess who’s nominated. LEEEEEE BEAR!! (That’s how I scream his name FYI… with extra E’s and in a really high-pitched voice. Do you think he’d be annoyed by that???)
Lee D. is up for Best Newcomer and Best Debut Album.
As you can see I voted for Lee, because he wins everything in my mind, so why not in reality. My mind and reality should just be one entity. Trust me… the world would be full of puppies, laughter, smiles, polka dots, pink lemonade, and Lee bear winning every f-in thing. Oh, and I’d be Simon Cowell’s right hand woman slave intern.
Lee bear is also Mr. December. Unfortunately, or fortunately (depending on your feelings on him and/or sex and/or sexual orientation) he isn’t half-naked in some sexy pose, it’s not that kind of Mr. December, so get your mind out of the gutter.
here comes Mr. Sex Pot
(that’s the sexiest picture I could find. Again my I’m just kicking my credibility in the ass)
He’s just music artist of the month… which I’m sure is more of what he’s going for in life. (unless I’m reading him all wrong… maybe he’ll be on a VH1 dating show next year)
Those are nice words!!!
So the point of this is … get your booty over to Music Review 10 (the dumbest name for a website) and VOTE! All you have to do is click on his name and then hit vote.
And side note…. this Diana Vickers chick is winning in those two categories. Who is this girl??? I googled her and bitch didn’t even win X Factor. She came in 4th! 4th?!?!? Womp Womp!
** I listened to some of her songs… she’s kinda cute. Think like a blonde Katy Perry. But not as charming.**
Anyway, it doesn’t matter… just vote for Lee, get carpal tunnel if you have to. Trust me on this one. Have I ever let you down?
The answer to that is no, by the way.
-Rocco
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My favorite cray cray X Factor chick, Cher Lloyd, signed with Jay Z on his Roc Nation label.
HOV Bitches!!
No. No.... like this crazy!
That’s really all the information I have. It’s just a rumor. There isn’t a press release. This post suddenly turned into a picture story.
Let’s watch a Cher do a Jay Z song…. here she is performing “Hard Knock Life” on X Factor.
This makes me miss Simon Cowell and my Matty boy.
-Rocco
- In: Bruno Mars | Music
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Take that double D's!
Bruno Mars and his “Grenade” has dethroned Katy Perry and her boobs from the #1 spot on Billboard! You go boy!!
My dream boyfriend knocked Katy Perry’s knockers and her “Firework” song down to the #2 spot after 3 weeks.
I love this whole situation. The fact that Katy Perry was #1 for 3 weeks is awesome… and the fact that Bruno Mars was the guy to replace her at #1. It’s like my own brain/iPod is numbering the charts. (Okay, I know I originally made fun of the “Firework” song… it just took a second for it to sink in and for me to like it.) And for an extra ironic bonus… one explosive material just blew up and took over another explosive material. It’s kind of poetic.
Let’s stop talking about Katy Perry and her perfect boobs and how she probably just lays around and laughs with the hilarious Russell Brand all day (not jealous at all), and look at Bruno Mars some more:
Just had a thought…. if me and Bruno ever really dated…. we would sound like two dogs were hanging out. Bruno and Rocco …. we sound like bulldogs. And I’m way prettier than a bulldog (no offense to the bulldogs reading this)
-Rocco
Jason Mraz Is Out Of His Mind
Posted on: December 30, 2010
Jason Mraz is crazy.
1) He recently got engaged to someone named Tristan Prettyman (thank Oprah she is actually pretty), when I could have sworn he was dating that Colbie Caillat chick. I need new sources (not my dumb friends). I guess that’s not his crazy going on, that’s my lack of interest in who he’s sleeping with.
2) He’s obsessed with the number 23. Let me tell you why. (this is the part that makes him mental)
I feel like I just lost my mind reading that. I’m instantly trying to relate a number to my life… ANY NUMBER!!!
I can’t even think of one random number that seems to repeat itself.
I’m going to say these aren’t coincidences. Those bullet points about his tattoo, the engagement, and the ring were decisions. Get a dictionary Mraz. Maybe get 23 of them… so you can check the difference of definition between ”coincidence” and “decision” 23 times.
P.S. What is with everyone getting engaged this month?? I feel so left out. I bet I could name 23 people who just got engaged!
*GASP* DAMN YOU JIM CARREY!!! *shakes fist at Jim Carrey*
-Rocco
Tom Felton= Draco Malfoy
Posted on: December 30, 2010
Don’t tell me Hogwarts isn’t real. Explain the picture above. Those are those french whores from Beauxbatons who swoop in and steal the Hogwart hotties.
Okay, okay…. I really just wanted an excuse to post a picture of Draco Malfoy. He’s the sexiest of the wizard lot. Don’t get me wrong… Ron and Harry definitely have their own charm… but once the gay wizards started dressing Draco… his sex pot status sky rocketed.
I got an A in Charms class
You can’t tell me the gays had nothing to do with this makeover.
Also, Draco Malfoy is very charming even on talk shows with muggles. He gives the best interviews. This just may be his own charisma and have nothing to do with magic and a gay.
It’s an old interview, I know. I just wanted to hear that accent again.
You know when I start posting old Harry Potter stuff I’m at a loss of what to write about. I apologize.
-Rocco
