This means 50 people have googled Amish and found Rocco's Revolution. Poor, poor souls.

Poor unsuspecting people are googling the Amish lifestyle and are stumbling upon this blog as you can see from the evidence above and below.

Have you heard about this Rocco character???/ Yes, and have you seen this Lee DeWyze fella?

Remember how I thought know Lee bear may have definitely escaped the Amish lifestyle??? Well, strangers are finding this out. And you can find this all out HERE… it’s a great read. May I suggest you read it by candle light for full effect.

I imagine Amish people who are taking their 1 year break from the Amish lifestyle are using the internet for the first time (because remember the Amish hate electricity. It’s the devil’s doing) and they are googling the word “Amish” to see what’s up, and to see what they can do if they decide not to be Amish anymore, besides just having a meth addiction.

While their curiosity is getting the best of them, this blog apparently comes up… and they are just confused. One, or two, or all three of these things happen and go through the Amish person’s mind as they read my Lee bear Amish tale.

1) They think “Is this guy really Amish??”, referring to Lee D. They don’t recognize him from their village. They begin to wonder how many other Amish hotties they are missing out on.

said adorable, possible Amish man

2) They also think “Is this what ex-Amish do if they don’t turn to meth??”.  They immediately put down the crack pipe.

hugs not drugs pilgrim people!

3) They fall in love with Lee bear and hop in the horse and buggy, head to the nearest Best Buy and scoop up Live It Up. You are very welcome Lee for exposing you to a whole new demographic.

".... I ain't got no car, and I've got one pair of jeans".... ain't that right Lee bear. You really understand us Amish folk.

All in a days work.

-Rocco