Crystal Bowersox Plays For A Bunch Of Geeks
Posted January 7, 2011on:
Crystal Bowersox played at a consumer electronic show in Vegas yesterday. I have no idea what that means, and my instinct is to make fun of that, but then I remembered Lee D. played at a place that may or may not have been a strip club…. so CB gets a free pass on this one.
So, anyway CB was playing at some electronic gathering for nerds and she performed 3 songs.. “Finally Got It Right”, “Kiss Ya”, and that song with the stupid analogy of building something with her hubby.
She sounded good… I really have nothing to say. Okay, that’s a lie, I have two comments (shocking I know):
1) I thought Baby Bowersox was part of the percussion crew. He’s pointless to take around with you if he isn’t going to be put to work. He’s just extra baggage in that case. Plus, there is nothing more adorable than a tambourine shaking toddler.
That’s a money-maker right there…. want to sell 11,000 more albums next week?? Put that baby to work. I’m never ever wrong.
2) Stop performing with your husband. I know it’s a duet, but does he go everywhere with you?? I would want some space. Or maybe true love is when you want him around all the time?? I’ll have to do some research. And when he isn’t there, you can just cut the songs with really really bad analogies right out of your set. Problem solved. Having the hubster around isn’t as much of a money-maker as s dancing toddler. Again, trust me. I’m never wrong.
Anyway, minus those two wrong doings… the show was good. I’m sure those electronic dweebs will go buy Farmer’s Daughter. Good technique girl!!
And duh, I just realized where Baby Bowersox was… playing black jack. Obviously.