Shocking. My phone decided to get service in my bedroom in the middle of the night, and whose texts come through?? Lee bear’s. (I swear other texts came through from real friends/people…. but those aren’t funny enough for this and plus, you guys don’t care about that.)
After I’ve been sleeping for hours, all cozy in my bed and bundled up and dreaming sweet, sweet dreams (probably about me and Oprah laughing over an inside joke behind Gayle King’s back) … a funky beat starts pulsating through my room, into my brain, and interrupts me and Oprah.
I reach for the phone annoyed, and lo and behold what do I see??
This wasn’t so much annoying, as it was informative. I’m glad he texted me this because 1) I kinda forgot about VH1 2)I’m glad the countdown is back on because those are some of my favorite posts. I love to explore fun facts about whatever number he happens to be. And 3), remember when he lied about the countdown??? Ahh good times, good times. That was one of my favorite posts (Wow. Sorry. I’m so self-absorbed and such a fan of myself today.) And look at him reading ItsMyT1me’s tweets. She is very very informative and sends me gems all the time. This is something me and Lee bear can unite on.
So I thank Lee bear for this in my head.
And then I get this…
I read this a few times because I had no idea what he was talking about. And I actually gave him the benefit of the doubt, because when I first wake up from
a coma sleep , I’m a mess. And then I realized, no…. he messed up and needs to learn to type on his iPhone, and I’m not delusional. I had no idea what he was talking about, so I just put the phone down and tried to go back to sleep.
And then like 2.3 minutes later my phone goes off again….
And now what he was trying to say makes sense. What I did next was weird, I fully admit that. I looked at the keyboard on my phone to see if the “I” and the “O” are next to each other (because I just don’t know these things) and they are! I understood his mistake now, and realized it was a sweet statement with just a little typo. And just a FYI, though I constantly tease him endlessly about stupid stuff, I am a fan, have no doubt about that. I appreciate him for his music… but mostly for being unintentionally hilarious, and making me funny (sorry I went back to being a fan about myself) Back to sleep!
And then this came through….
Busy day??? Oh really. That’s nice. I wouldn’t know he had such a busy and eventful day because I didn’t see the fruits of his labor. I wrote nothing new about him. I’m pretty sure yesterday was the day I entered Lee bear into a fake contest against other animated hotties, and planned a future date to the White House with him.
Glad he was sooooo busy doing new things… while I tortured people with complete nonsense. (And I can’t tell you how appreciative I am that you keep coming back even though Lee bear is only kinda working
on his tan.)
So, after all these texts came through and I realized he makes typing errors, and I was kind of angry that I didn’t see and/or hear anything about this so-called work that was happening, I thought, it must be almost time for me to get up. (if anyone lives in NYC you’ll understand this…. there are just some apartments that have no natural light… so it could be 1PM and still dark in your apartment… my bedroom is like that)
BUT NO! It was like 6:30AM. And what was really obnoxious was it wasn’t enough time for me to get happy and snuggle back into sleep (like when you wake up and realize you have 2-3 more hours to sleep)…. it was just enough time for me to get annoyed that I wouldn’t go through a full REM cycle.
Anyway…. I’m over it now. Maybe we’ll see some of this work and jazz today yeah??? *crosses fingers*
And since this post was blah and had no pictures (and I looooove picture stories) here are some for your viewing pleasure! You’re welcome.
Well, that added some color and pizzaz.