I can’t even think of a funny title for this. I just woke up and this is the first thing I’m writing. It’s hard to be funny right away…. especially when I’m trying to convince myself it was okay to drink that much wine last night. (don’t think I’m an alcoholic… I had like 3 glasses and for me that’s throwing caution to the wind… party animal) I put on the song “It’s Gotta Be Love” for inspiration…. who knew Lee bear would start guiding me through life??? Backstreet Boys/Taylor Swift better watch their back.

Anyway, due to “It’s Gotta Be Love”, Bruno Mars and Lee D…. my first idea at a joke was to make a completely inappropriate  sexual joke about a threesome and then realized that’s 1) not even funny 2) wrong for what this post is even about because ‘church’ is in the title, and I’m confident that’s not what they preach…. or should I revisit the church?? and 3) totally wrong because I’m not listening to Britney Spears “3″. “It’s Gotta Be Love” didn’t set the proper Ménage à trois mood. And don’t worry I’m off this topic. Read on.

So then, I opted out of that joke… and thought I’d just tell you my thought process, hoping that would be funny enough, and then just show you the video and some pictures to make up for my lack of creativity. Yeah?? Sound good? WONDERFUL!

Red Beanie Blog…. freakin’ love that dog!! And I now freakin’ love 3xcereal4 because she combined Bruno Mars (my future boyfriend for a few months) and Lee D. in one video.

It’s pretty much a commercial for awesome-ness. I imagine that is what one of those would look like. And this cereal chick did a good job of making Lee bear look like he has a plethora of wardrobe options. I would have just flashed the same pictures of the grey t-shirt, grey beanie, jeans, and chucks over and over just to show him proof that I’m not wrong. And the fun part is the big debate would be ; “Did Rocco use 1 picture or a picture from every day of December??” And you know what, I would never tell… I would only whisper it into Bruno Mars’ ear.

Another awesome thing about that video…. the song kinda has church bells… and it’s Sunday Funday. That was pretty much like me going to church. I mean if I went to church I’d sit there and think about how I wish I ran into Bruno Mars last night, and then think about Lee bear… hoping he’d do something for me to turn into a mess and write about it. And this would all happen while listening to church bells. So, I pretty much had  church experience in a  1:15 and didn’t even have to leave my bed.  This day is starting out great.

Oh and wait… I have two more reasons why I love this video:

I could definitely use a "take a bow" picture. I hope it looks like that. I hope that's what he is doing... either that or he's falling over. And in that case... I hope he didn't hurt his arm or face

I don't really NEED this picture... but I sure as shit want it. I don't know why he has the glasses on and whose those are, but I'm pretty sure I owned that pair in 8th grade. I've never seen him look so happy.

Check out Red Beanie Blog for all the Lee D. goods… recently posted where some great videos of people doing covers of Lee bear songs…. yeah… other people covering Lee bear. YOU MADE IT DUDE!!! That’s on my buried life list…. have people copy me. And don’t worry I’ll do something wonderful for people to copy….. I should get on that today.

Anyway, check out Red Beanie Blog yo!

-Rocco