I normally would laugh at a man whose 6’4 and singing and dancing with puppets… but because I have a massive, MASSIVE crush on Jason Segel… I let these things slide. (but this is something that would totally be the cause for our impending break up. I mean when you choose a puppet over me… there is going to be some issues that a couple’s therapist can’t fix)

what do you mean you're leaving me and Teddy?? I'll go see the therapist again... but only if I can bring Teddy!

I never really was a muppet kid… I think I missed that craze within a few years… but if Jason Segel is going to be involved in this, I’m there!!

Here are some pictures of him and the adorable Amy Adams twirling around in a dance sequence for The Muppets. I instantly hate Amy Adams. I want to be twirled around by Jason Segel.

let's make Rocco jealous!

is she watching?? is she watching???

I really hope I can convince one of my friends to go see this with me. I’ll look like such a weirdo by myself, at The Muppets, laughing at everything Jason Segel says and flirting with him through the big screen.

Oh and I have no idea when this is actually being released. I think like Thanksgiving 2011. Oh my Oprah… this is how I’m going to be spending my Thanksgiving; in a darkened theater with Jason Segel and puppets.

Actually, I’ve never wanted to do anything more. It sounds like the scene for romance.

-Rocco