This should really be studied. Like actually studied and not by me because I’m bias and only watch the news via E! and Comedy Central.

I read (via National Enquirer, so it’s true. Duh!) earlier today that Todd Palin, Sarah Palin’s husband, had an affair with a massage therapist/prostitute. Now, normally I think “oh how sad!” and move on…but because this woman is a nut job, I continued to read.

First off, the fact that someone wants to sleep with Todd Palin astounds me. How come hot men are never the ones having the affairs?? It’s always these old, gross people…. makes no sense. (Well, I guess  most of the time they’re paying for it, so that makes sense)

Second, they have physical evidence? Not quite sure what that means, and I definitely don’t want to see whatever that is…. but wow. Shit just got scientific up in huuuuur!!

And third, why is it always Republicans having these affairs? I’m sure Democrats have them too, but they are obviously way to smart to get caught.

I don’t really know why I wrote about this… the more words I wrote about it, the more I realized I don’t care what happens to this family one bit.

I really just wanted to post this funny picture and video.

-Rocco