My Favorite Mullet Is Definitely On Drugs & Andrew Garcia Can’t Spell
Posted on: January 23, 2011
I go away for 12 hours to celebrate the fact that a child has been alive for 1 year (BTW I got their late and missed the first time the kid ate cake… AKA the best part of a 1st birthday party. I’m just gonna have to have a kid, so I can see that happen) and I come back to pure chaos.
Alex Lambert, mullet kid, needs to stop doing drugs and/or cancel his twitter account. This is like a scripted MTV reality series up in this joint.
“19 entertainment put me on a retainer?? I just got back on the internet from like a week ago and I’m reading that everywhere! When Do I get this retainer? I don’t know where anyone got that from??? These guys have been telling the media they been payin me! Makin me look like im lyin! It’s a shame dude! They got the wrong Lambert I guess? That’s all I can think of??”
So, that’s what Alex Lambert was going on and on about as he sat on Twitter whilst twirling his mullet. I assume that’s what he does… I don’t have proof of this, but it seems pretty logical.
Apparently, he’s still homeless and has no money. Glad he could hop in Starbucks long enough to tweet this.
But, my favorite part is when the coolest dude on the planet, Andrew Garcia, got into this mess:
bro immma come to Hollywood next Monday! Imma hot you up and let you know that ou don’t need no fuckin label! Trust our fans ate our family! I got your back and so do they! Live you bro!
First off… I had to read this a few times to decode this. He needs to revisit Mavis Beacon and work on his home row keys (ahhh ps… ESS just came on my iPod.. and my day got better).
“Imma hot you up” : I don’t what that means, but it sounds painful.
“trust our fans ate our family” : Don’t trust your fans if they ATE your family. That’s awful. I would never do that!
“live you bro” : That “i” and “o” key messes everyone up. Spell check my friends, spell check. Whoever invented the keyboard should have thought of drunk typing. Live/love get mixed up too much.
This is some serious business happening. Andrew G. now has to go to Hollywood, to get Mullet, in order to save his fans from eating his family, because that already happened to him. It’s a mess.
They should probably make music together. That would actually be a brilliant idea.
I just want it to be known that it was my idea and the three of us (Andrew G., mullet and me) go splitsies on the profit. 45-45-10. I don’t even need that much.
Let's eat!
(just pretend Lee D. isn’t in that picture because he’s the only one who isn’t homeless and/or on drugs and/or has had his family eaten.)
Some people shouldn’t have Twitter.
-Rocco
21 Responses to "My Favorite Mullet Is Definitely On Drugs & Andrew Garcia Can’t Spell"
January 23, 2011 at 2:32 PM
wow . . . there was just soo much here i hardly can take it all in. thanks rocco for breaking it all down 
good point about staying clear of the family eating fans – that can’t be a good thing haha!
January 23, 2011 at 3:20 PM
hahah it is a whole fiasco. i just dont get it lol
and yes no fans or family should be eaten by the other . not a good time. lol
January 23, 2011 at 3:24 PM
You are an amazing person (Woman / Bot).
You can watch football and type at least 4 long posts / bogs
all at the same time.
Fascinating and Amazing.
Do you cook at the same time ?
Not Bot
http://www.AmericanIdol.pro
January 23, 2011 at 4:25 PM
Yea but if you were more like Stepen Wolf
Born to be wild
I would understand
Not Bot
http://www.AmericanIdol.pro
January 23, 2011 at 9:31 PM
Wow your an a-hole! Hope you had a huge chuckle over this one!! Ha ha ha Kick em when they are down always gets a laugh, right??? I originally liked you because you saw the talent in Alex…that so many of his fans see….but sadly, you are just like all the rest of the bandwagon bloggers, who decide to pop off for your own amusement. Sad…..
January 23, 2011 at 9:51 PM
ok first off… i adore my mullet. and if you read this thing you’d know i wish i was bff with andrew garcia bc I totally believe him and bruno mars share DNA.
this worked out great and for the best interest of everyone bc know Andrew G and Alex L can be roomies and make sweet sweet tunes!!! HOLLA!!
I’m a fan of alex lambert… i was just making jokes about the hilarity of all the drama ppl cause with a twitter account.
January 23, 2011 at 9:52 PM
and ps great use of the statement “pop off”… i may have to use that bc I don’t use it enough.
January 23, 2011 at 10:09 PM
Ok OK, Maybe I got a little hot under the collar….Just.. there has been alot of pretty nasty things being said in the last couple days, and you have always seemed to have his back……yes sometimes laughter can be the best medicine, but there is more to this story than you may know….
Soooo, I am not a A-hole (at this pointyou may disagree) so I shouldnt be calling other people that, so I apologize….and feel free to use pop-off as much as you want…..have a good night!
January 23, 2011 at 10:13 PM
no you are not an A hole. don’t worry about it. I’m sure there is sooo much more to the story. I don’t know anything about these ppl and I usually make up the stuff i don’t know (have u seen the insane things i write about lee dewyze?? lol)
i didn’t mean for it to come across mean… the whole thing does crack me up though..
i do wish him the best and i am SUPER shocked he hasn’t gotten signed or any sort of demo deal yet.
maybe a duet with Andrew G will really happen (instead of my silly imagination) and that would be awesome!!!
have a great night
January 24, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Ok some of you post need a hilarity warning! I can’t be reading things that make me laugh until I cry in a quiet office! LMAO This one was good, I will have to worry if Andrew shares fans with Lee, bc I would hate to end up sitting next to a family eating fan during Solo. 
)
January 24, 2011 at 11:23 AM
hahha are people looking at you weird?? that’s ok. just show them.. they’ll understand (or they will judge both of us)
yeah… this is a dangerous trend. hopefully it was just a typo lol
January 30, 2011 at 11:30 AM
Between work, school, and rock concerts I am so behind on my Roccos Rev reading! Thankfully I saved them all in my email for a quiet Sunday morning like today because it would have been blasphemous to have missed THIS one because, you know, I worship at the Church of Rocco. Love your blog!
January 30, 2011 at 12:30 PM
HAHHAHA that’s so awesome. im glad you save them and catch up. that makes me happy!
and im even more glad that you have rock concerts on your list of things to do lol
June 18, 2012 at 3:35 AM
This is like a scripted MTV reality series up in this joint.
June 21, 2012 at 7:27 AM
good point about staying clear of the family eating fans – that can’t be a good thing haha!
January 23, 2011 at 1:45 PM
lmao I gotta go check twitter out now lol this is too funny!!!
January 23, 2011 at 1:52 PM
hahah its a pure mess