Yup… The Real Italians Hate Snooki
Posted January 25, 2011on:
Listen.. I get it…. culture, tradition and respect are big for Italians.
In my family if you hate the Yankees, don’t eat prosciutto, and don’t talk with your hands and loudly…. you can be killed. Seriously, I haven’t seen some cousins in years and I’m pretty sure it’s because one said she liked American ham better. It’s frightening.
The Italian-American Organization got their cannolis smashed when they found out the Jersey Shore drunks were heading to Italia for season 4.
“People used to go to the circus to see the freak show – that is what this will be…It will not only hurt Italians but all Americans … their outrageous, reprehensible behavior will make us look like buffoons and bimbos.”
Buffoons & bimbos?!?!? WOW! Harsh! Is it that serious?? Hot messes need to get some culture too ya know!
I really hope these guys get their work visas approved for overseas. Do you know what Italian techno music sounds like???? The fist pumping is going to be legen- wait for it, and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant-dary! (I stole that from How I Met Your Mother… I’m not that funny.)
Do you think they’ll be able to go to Vatican City?? Does that place even have clubs?? I hope The Situation sleeps with a nun!!