I don’t know who the marketing team behind The Vampire Diaries is… but they need a raise. Quickly.

They are sick in the head… and it’s hilarious. If this is what passes as great marketing.. I can do that. Make inappropriate jokes that offend people??? I’m sure I can do that. If it gets an eye roll from Mamadukes, it’s perfect.

Here’s the new campaign for The Vampire Diaries return to CW.

HAHHAHAHH Get  it VD??? Venereal Disease??

HAH!!

The marketing technique is obviously going for that eye-catching billboard and it’s hilarious. Clearly, it means Vampire Diaries… but it makes you look twice.

Plus, those are three of the most prettiest (and sweatiest) people on the planet… and I wouldn’t mind an STD from any of those boys. If they are selling VD… I want it.

Just kidding… that’s gross. At least give me something I can cure.

we don't have STD's... we just wear dumb hats

Thursday @8PM. Don’t call or text me. I’ll be catching VD.

-Rocco