(That title is just so super intriguing isn’t it?? If I was an outsider coming in, a big “WTF??” would leave my lips upon reading that.)

I can’t decide if he’s non-gay Gap bear or if he’s Jersey Shore bear when he wears the black t-shirt. I can’t decide which is funnier and less him.

But either way…. here he goes again showing off his guns. He’s just so into his muscles lately… I don’t know what’s going on anymore.

I just don't want Steven to miss a thing... and by thing I mean my muscles

*sniff* It’s like I don’t know you *tear*

1) His hair looks so fantastic… I can’t even describe the awesome-ness of it. He came fresh from getting his hair did. It’s so shiny.

2) He has not been tuning in to American Idol. I refuse to believe it. He’s been reading my awesome recaps. Thanks for the shout out Lee D. He really makes up in a big way this guy.

3) There he goes with his obsession and Steven Tyler. No wonder he can’t do a simple task that I ask of him… he’s too busy working out and showing off his muscles to seduce Steven Tyler into recording a song with him.

I’m getting ignored from Lee D. because Steven Tyler (that excellent man above) is more important and more in his heart. I’m going to need therapy.

4) That news castor lady just said she hated Crystal Bowersox in those few words.

I liked that interview. I mean it was full of the simple questions that he gets asked every time… but the more he has these boring ass interviews, the more mine will just blow his mind.

He’s not gonna know what hit him.

This interview is so good, I'm stunned. Just look at my face. This is me being amazed by what's happening in my life.

And there will definitely be no protein shakes provided.

-Rocco