Oh Oprah how I wish that wasn’t true.. because then we would get some of this:

That woman needs another cocktail.

Martha Stewart is adding another show to the Hallmark Channel and it’s about baking. So pretty much it’s every other show she has done… but with a new title, and maybe she’ll get a new KitchenAid Mixer.

The format is set up so Martha Stewart will take viewers on a step by step journey on how to bake something. Once again, this is every other show she has had.

now, now Rocco. Don't be snarky.

The only awesome thing about this article, that I just wasted 2-3 minutes of my life reading, was this quote.

“I don’t think that I was put here on earth to sing and dance while I’m cooking. I’m a good teacher and I think that this show shows that and really accentuates how important a good recipe is and how exacting a science baking is.”

I wonder how many interns died to make this show???

I hunted this scarf myself on my own land in Massachusetts

I jest. Martha Stewart isn’t a monster. She’s Mamadukes’ idol. Mamadukes is running out to get DVR right now.

-Rocco