Rocco Names Lee D.’s 3th Album. Again.
Posted on: January 31, 2011
- In: Lee DeWyze
- 7 Comments
Oh that’s right baby… I’m back with more gems.
Wuli… seriously… feel free to choose any of the ones I provide below or HERE. You can use them in the future as well Lee D. I have no qualms with that. (Qualms is a great word by the way. Write a song about it.)
A)
This needs a new picture because he should face forward and smile (why did his parents spend all that money on braces if he isn’t going to smile??), and not look like he’s shooting fire out of his eyes. But the plaid just screams lumberjack. Plus, you get a whole new demographic of fans.

Now you hold it right there. I love Lee D. How do you think I chop trees so fast?? It's to the beat of "Stay Here"
B)
DJ Pauly D can remix some tracks… it’s perfect. And Mamadukes would flip with the union of Pauly D and Lee D.
C)
Though this album sounds scary, it’s not. And horizontal stripes, and specifically this sweater, makes everything better. In my life at least… and I’m pretty sure I can convince others to feel the same. Plus, this is an artsy shot because he isn’t looking at the camera. I took a semester of photography. Trust me. This should be at the MOMA.
D)
This one is dumb. I’ll admit that. I just wanted to post this picture, call him cool, and make a fake album with 12 different versions of “Earth Stood Still” and bonus/hidden track of “The Week The Planet Didn’t Move On A Tuesday”. Duh.
E)
Nothing says Jamboree like the Olympics, some delicious sorbet, and that facial expression. If your Jamborees don’t consist of those three things… do me a favor and lose my invitation in the mail.
Alright… TAKE YOUR PICK WULI!
I’m fresh out of ideas. I used all my creativity for the day… unless of course Lee D. does something outrageous today. *fingers crossed*
-Rocco
7 Responses to "Rocco Names Lee D.’s 3th Album. Again."
yeah, this time around i like the jersey shore entry too
Ok I have a favorite now lol The Jersey Shore with some Paulie D remix in it!!






January 31, 2011 at 1:45 PM
LMAO at the thought of Lee on Jersey Shore. Hey, my kids like that show (where did I go wrong?) so maybe they would finally become Lee Bear fans.
January 31, 2011 at 1:56 PM
i like that show and im a good kid. it teaches us NOT how to live our lives lol
and they’ll come around