Charlie Sheen Cracks Me Up
Posted February 3, 2011on:
I usually don’t comment on personal stuff like this… but Charlie Sheen is just asking for it.
When you run around with hookers and cocaine… I’m gonna make fun of you.
1) This guy is bionic. They should be doing government testing on him. How is he not dead?? I have two glasses of wine, and as I sip my third I’m thinking about setting up an intervention for myself and getting Betty Ford on the phone.
2) Charlie Sheen spoke out, and while I’m convinced he was in the midst of an orgy and coke binge when he said this… he kind of made sense.
All crap. Believe nothing. I will never speak about any of this as long as I’m alive. You’re all gonna have to keep towing the same redundant line, guessing wrong.
BTW, two wars are in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground, and all you people care about is my bullsh-t….?
That’s completely valid. I mean, Anderson Cooper got punched in the head 10 times. We should be concerned about him… not about Charlie Sheen and the state of Two And A Half Men.
When Charlie Sheen is making common sense… we need to checkity check ourselves.
Let this be a message to the children. And yes, Charlie Sheen just schooled us all.
1) Don’t do drugs.
2) Watch the news and stay up to date on current events.
3) Doing drugs and loving porn stars does NOT guarantee you will make 2 million dollars an episode on a sitcom. Just saying.
Him and Lindsay Lohan should date. The SNL skits would be perfect.
I can’t believe I just spent 10 minutes writing about Charlie Sheen. I feel ashamed. I’m gonna go watch CNN.