Adam Lambert Releasing New Music. AHHH!
Posted February 4, 2011on:
CALM DOWN! Is everyone relaxed enough to sit down and read this like a human being?? Good. Please continue.
Adam Lambert is releasing a “revamped” version of “Aftermath”. I’ve never heard this song in my life, so nothing is revamped for me…. but I’ll take other people’s words for it.
The proceeds will benefit the Trevor Project which is excellent and awesome. Just like Adam’s fashion sense (sometimes)… how ironic. This is a great cause and I’m glad he’s helping out because he’s in the position to do so.
Here is the acoustic version of “Aftermath”, I’m not really sure what the original sounds like… but just deal with this one.
Adam says the “revamped” version is now a “hot pop dance anthem”. Just what the gays need. I can already hear the stories from my gay friends:
Gay friend: Oh my gah… I think I made out with someone while Adam Lambert’s new song was playing last night at the club. I still have glitter on my face… look!
Rocco: Oh please. Tell me more.
Gay friend: Well… he was really cute and….
Rocco: Please. Stop.
Lady Gaga better watch her back! I hope Adam Lambert steals all her fans. I just want to see her reaction.
You know what really annoys me about Adam Lambert…. the fact that he has better smokey eye makeup then I ever will. I just stopped trying.
He has perfectly shaped eye brows. He should give a seminar.