David Cook Tells People To Shut Up And Don’t Worry About It. Kinda.
Posted on: February 4, 2011
SHUT UP!
1) I have to use D Man’s full birth/Oprah given name in the actual title until I’m a star and people know who I’m talking about. Soooo let’s say like another week?? Then it’s full on D Man and if you have no idea who I speak of… stop having a life and read this every hour on the hour!
2) I love Twitter. I used to hate Twitter, but now I love it. I even capitalize Twitter as if it’s a proper noun. It probably is right?? Anyway, I love it. It’s my exclusive “source”. I’m pretty sure that’s how US Weekly does it.
3) Oh and sorry about neglecting D Man yesterday… he just didn’t do anything… well I threw him into a post about my muse Lee D. We’re gonna have a three-way scrabble game one day. It’ll be aired live. Don’t you worry about that.
Okay… so back to D Man telling people to shut their pie hole!
this is supposed to be a picture of him eating actual food, but apparently that doesn't exist. I apologize for this lame replacement.
I saw this conversation on Twitter while I was looking for actual information about his new album (more on that later)
So, as you can see.. he didn’t tell this person to shut up exactly… but I’m going to assume that’s what he wanted to say. I have a lot to say about this.
1) This person who is trying to start a fight with D Man had a background of Japanimation-esque things. Is that even how you spell it?? I hate that stuff so much I can’t even be bothered to Google it and spell it correctly.
2) I’m confident it’s in their contract to make fun of American Idol afterward. And when Idol puts people like this on…
I'm a douche
….and like this….
- I don’t speak proper English and probably am a terrorist. A fancy terrorist
… and mix it with some Steven Tyler; people are going to make fun of it. So calm down person who is trying to fight with D Man. He probably knows karate.
3) This person just negated everything they said with that last statement “that’s the point of the audition eps”… exactly.. so why did you take the time to say this in the first place???
4) D Man had a polite response, but I’m sure he showed his friend and then in unison they said “mind your business crazy”.
Thanks for reading my rant on that whole thing. I feel better about it. On to the real hard-hitting news.
You just finished the vocals?? Dude can you hurry up and release something. I don’t care if it’s a 30 second clip. As long as it’s the 30 second clip of the song you did with Ryan Tedder.
And oh my Oprah look what I just found. My heart leaped and my stomach dropped. And though that sounds painful and like I should see a doctor… that just means I fell in love.
They should just frame this and send it to me. Seriously. If you could get on that D Man, I’d appreciate it. I’ll tweet you my address.
That’s all I have. The album is almost done, but I feel like he’s been saying that for quite some time… so like 2012?? Excellent.
-Rocco
PS Shameless plug time. You can read my take on AI auditions HERE. FYI.. I made fun of people…
37 Responses to "David Cook Tells People To Shut Up And Don’t Worry About It. Kinda."
February 4, 2011 at 9:21 AM
What?! No option for editing? This complicates things somewhat.
February 4, 2011 at 9:52 AM
for you guys to edit comments?? I;m not sure :/
i can delete something if you wish… let me know 
February 4, 2011 at 10:37 AM
Well, I would like the option to correct my distracted-by-the-pretteh-grammarfails afterwards. I’m anal that way
February 4, 2011 at 10:55 AM
oh i see i see… you can spell things wrong here…I write in run on sentences and make up words so it’s okay lol
I’ll try to figure out how to add an edit button for you guys
February 4, 2011 at 9:43 AM
We not only have pictures, we even actually have video of David eating food. On stage even. *wink*
February 4, 2011 at 10:14 AM
If you see the video of D Man eating Salad on stage, you will find yourself investigating GRO (Green River Ordinance). Oh, you might really want to find the video of the D Man and his band playing poker on stage while GRO is playing.
February 4, 2011 at 10:27 AM
oh i know green river ordinance…. my friend knows them or something lol
i didn’t know they played together.
February 5, 2011 at 1:33 PM
LOL there are vids of him eating what looks like penne pasta in red sauce from the last show of the Dec.Tour in Charlotte.
February 5, 2011 at 2:16 PM
haha that sounds delicious. and i guess he just needs some complex carbs for energy
February 4, 2011 at 10:21 AM
Oh, but you’ve got this Cook & Tedder pic, most of us hadn’t seen this before! Thanks for posting *smile* May we ask where you got it?
Videos of David eating candy and spaghetti here (scroll down): http://bit.ly/g6RmfD
February 4, 2011 at 10:29 AM
YESS!!! if you continue to read this you’ll soon learn its my goal in life to find pictures that super fans have never seen. i usually fail lol
I just googled ryan tedder and david cook and it popped up. I was shocked to see them together too. it was perfect.
thanks for the video!
February 4, 2011 at 10:34 AM
You’re welcome! You can watch lots and lots of videos here http://cookistangmiron.wordpress.com/ . David did a lot of funny stuff onstage with his band & his openers GRO, The Script & Ryan Star.
Welcome to the DC fandom, btw. For the latest news, follow @COOKistas @FoolsApril64 & @BrazilianWNs )
February 5, 2011 at 2:41 PM
I think that Tedder pic was posted early in the songwriting process last year. I remember my reaction. Which was unlike yours. That’s all I’m gonna say about that.
More Cook/Tiemann/Skibb songs, please.
February 5, 2011 at 3:07 PM
oohhh not a ryan tedder fan i see lol
im sure the album will be great either way
February 5, 2011 at 3:14 PM
Uhhh , you could say that. David is a phenomenal song writer on his own, he’d amassed quite a catalog before AI. And when he writes with his friends the results are, well, all you have to do is listen to Anodyne. GBTTG is going to be outstanding.
But I DO look forward to collaborations with Hodges or Malloy. Should be interesting.
February 4, 2011 at 10:32 AM
The “D Man”? OMG I love it. I think we should all just start calling him that — cause were all down with him like that. 
I am glad he finally gave the ever courteous STFU — it was a long time in coming. As for the incredible “vocals are finished” tweet, how can one not smile at the anticipation of hearing what he has been working on for sooooo freaking long? Bring it on D Man — we are soooo ready!!!
February 4, 2011 at 10:48 AM
im not even a gigantic fan and i can’t wait.. i can’t imagine your anticipation for the return of the D man… lol
February 4, 2011 at 10:41 AM
Have you not seen David in his nija pose? Of course he knows karate! I am quite sure anything he could not handle can be taken care of the the Magic Ninja Rainbow. That person better beware cause that sneaky rainbow will “get cha” every time.
February 4, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Umm … you might want to google ‘David Cook” “green man” too
February 4, 2011 at 10:56 AM
oh my
February 4, 2011 at 12:09 PM
here is a small sample of the “green Man” http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll286/Suenee/GIF/greenman3.gif
February 4, 2011 at 12:20 PM
oh thank oprah there’s a gif of it.. that will be put to good use
February 4, 2011 at 12:40 PM
here is a whole treasure trove of gifs done by the wonderful Cookienookie. You might want to check it out. She is an enabler for our fandom.
February 4, 2011 at 12:40 PM
oops forgot the link hehehe
http://twitpic.com/photos/CookieNookie
[...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by ladynsearch, Lisa . Lisa said: RT @imogenPH To those asking: found the Cook-Tedder pic in this blog http://bit.ly/dZkO9R ?? Awesome find gf!! Thanks!! [...]
February 4, 2011 at 9:16 PM
Hey Rocco, remember that proverbial can of worms I warned you about? Well, it’s been opened. Your life will now change forever. Actually, you may not even know what I’m talking about LOL.
February 4, 2011 at 9:22 PM
haahha the D Man can of worms??? i think the top is off a tad lol
if not then yes, I have no idea what you’re talking about lol
February 4, 2011 at 9:18 PM
You said exactly what I wanted to say to this person when I first saw this Tweet although , you said it much better then I ever could of. And you used humor to do it. Keep up the great blogs.
February 4, 2011 at 9:23 PM
thanks!! thank you for reading!!
and that person made no sense.. so it needed to be said lol
February 4, 2011 at 11:06 PM
um….really…..that comment was hardly meant to be someone picking on poor little david cook…..and the fact that so many people thought they needed to rush to his aid….just flabbergasts me…..and if you would have paid attention to the follow up (when you followed his tweet back to her to see what she had said) she told him she was just joking of course and he said:
thedavidcook
@aohatsu it’s all good!
which to me means he is a big boy and realized she didn’t mean anything evil or whatnot by it…..so maybe everyone should have taken a page out of his book and laughed it off…..
February 5, 2011 at 1:12 AM
listen i just wanted to make a joke.
i don’t even know why im responding to this.
and I never follow up with tweets. do you read this??
February 4, 2011 at 9:20 AM
February 4, 2011 at 9:51 AM
ohh i need those. I always need pictures of people with food in their mouth lol (if you’ve read this before you know that lol) i need to investigate more lol