Jordin Sparks/2 Name Man VS Stepmom: Special Guest Judge Lee D.
Posted on: February 4, 2011
- In: Lee DeWyze
- 7 Comments
(That is such an awful/ awkward title)
This is a fake competition.
*Spoiler alert* Lee can’t win this.
*shock* Uh! I'm giving you the cold shoulder.
But, only because I don’t think he ever sang this song… but if he did… of course he’d win. So, let it be known in my heart Lee bear won… but he has to sit this fake competition out.
Thank you Rocco. I'd gladly be your guest judge
Sure Lee bear!
Anyway… Jordin Sparks is back from doing whatever she does and she was performing with that hot guy that hung out with David Cook in pictures. I thought his name was John.. but apparently it’s Michael Johns.
G-day... I'm Michael Johns I wear scarves that look funny on me and I'm Australian. I hate Russell Crowe.
1) You’re hot. Years later I still have a crush on you.
2) You can’t have TWO first names as a full birth name. I hate that.
3) Why were you on American Idol if you were Australian?? I want to see your green card and stat!
So, that’s settled… Jordin and JOHN (I’m calling him either Michael or John, not both) sang “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough” for something.
Oh so good… wonderful. BUT WAIT! You know who might do it better??? Susan Sarandon, a girl whose name I don’t know, and that adorable little boy!!
If a child does not come out of my womb that cute… I don’t want it. Just an FYI for all of you.
(PS that movie is so sad)
WHO WINS???
Jordin Sparks/ guy who should have been disqualified from American Idol or the cast of Stepmom.
Guest judge??? Your thoughts??
Ummmm??
Okay?? Either Lee D. is leaving or he chose # 2… and since I want #2 as well, we are going to go with the latter.
STEPMOM WINS!!
Sorry Jordin and man with 2 names… Susan Sarandon reigns supreme.
I'd like to thank Rocco and Lee bear for this award.
wait.. wait... you give out Oscars?? No shit??? I'll get back to work in that case
MWAH HAHAHAH!
My master plan to get Lee D. back to work worked.
-Rocco
7 Responses to "Jordin Sparks/2 Name Man VS Stepmom: Special Guest Judge Lee D."
February 4, 2011 at 10:33 PM
urgh it didn’t let me subscribe lol let me try again lol
February 5, 2011 at 9:18 AM
OMG Rocco…Stepmom is the saddest movie I’ve ever seen. No contest. I cry and cry every time I watch it. I always tell myself not to watch, because I know how it affects me, but then I watch anyway.
February 5, 2011 at 9:34 AM
hahah it is a good movie… and that scene is the best.
and sometimes you need a good cry…lol
February 4, 2011 at 10:32 PM
you forgot to add one in the fake contest Rocco… Sister Act!! Duh… Shame on you but Lee bear did great in being a guest judge!! lol I like Lee bear as a guest judge cause then we really don’t know who wins and it’s a real surprise unlike the fake contest with Lee bear in it cause we know who wins that every time from the title lol
February 5, 2011 at 1:13 AM
omo i forgot about sister act!!! i suck.
lee d was a great guest judge… he’ll be back