Jordin Sparks/2 Name Man VS Stepmom: Special Guest Judge Lee D.
Posted February 4, 2011on:
(That is such an awful/ awkward title)
This is a fake competition.
*Spoiler alert* Lee can’t win this.
But, only because I don’t think he ever sang this song… but if he did… of course he’d win. So, let it be known in my heart Lee bear won… but he has to sit this fake competition out.
Sure Lee bear!
Anyway… Jordin Sparks is back from doing whatever she does and she was performing with that hot guy that hung out with David Cook in pictures. I thought his name was John.. but apparently it’s Michael Johns.
1) You’re hot. Years later I still have a crush on you.
2) You can’t have TWO first names as a full birth name. I hate that.
3) Why were you on American Idol if you were Australian?? I want to see your green card and stat!
So, that’s settled… Jordin and JOHN (I’m calling him either Michael or John, not both) sang “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough” for something.
Oh so good… wonderful. BUT WAIT! You know who might do it better??? Susan Sarandon, a girl whose name I don’t know, and that adorable little boy!!
If a child does not come out of my womb that cute… I don’t want it. Just an FYI for all of you.
(PS that movie is so sad)
Jordin Sparks/ guy who should have been disqualified from American Idol or the cast of Stepmom.
Guest judge??? Your thoughts??
Okay?? Either Lee D. is leaving or he chose # 2… and since I want #2 as well, we are going to go with the latter.
Sorry Jordin and man with 2 names… Susan Sarandon reigns supreme.
My master plan to get Lee D. back to work worked.