Lee bear and my little angel muffin.

I never thought this day wold come. How in the world could these two ever be head to head in something??

Musiqtone, the most confusing website ever, is behind all of this.

I don’t even understand how you vote for this thing or even what it’s for but Lee D. is beating Justin Bieber.

No other man has ever beaten Justin Bieber. In anything. This is momentous. Seriously… name one person who has come out on top over J Biebs?? Exactly. NO ONE!! *slow clap for Lee bear*

And while I want to be happy for Lee bear… part of me feels bad for J Biebs.

So… I’m going to do something momentous as well. Instead of putting them head to head in a fake competition… I’m going to show how they are alike. And why they should be friends one day.

1) They were both babies with swag at one point.

They both have great thumbs for a thumbs up!

hipster thumbs up

non-gay Gap thumbs up (and very happy to be doing whatever he was in the middle of doing)

The both throw up the deuce when they are peace-ing out. And I’m confident they both say it in language like that.

Peace out. *swoosh*

They both give thanks on Thanksgiving via Twitter (this was weird that this was in the same article. Apparently, I’m not the only one that wishes these two would be bros)

let's talk about Native Americans and Pilgrims

And do I even need to mention the awesome-ness that is the DNA that cover their craniums.

it's so pure

he kinda reminds me of Sonic the Hedgehog. And that's not an insult... that's a *high five* compliment.

Plus, in both those pictures…. they are so brooding. The two of them. They could be on a CW show.

So, anyway… vote for who you will. Justin Bieber wins a lot, but he deserves stuff, and Lee D. doesn’t win that much.. but he’s a newbie. He has time to sweep the nation. (that means vote for Lee D. if that went over your head… angel muffin has a movie out next week, that I’ll fo sho see twice, he’s doing fine)

Bieber Fever or The DeWyze Diagnosis??? (COPYRIGHT THAT SHIT!!!…© The DeWyze Diagnosis)

Go to Musiqtone to do your thing. (PS don’t they know you totally need to have a “U” after a “Q”…. duh.)

-Rocco

By the way… whoever I meet first in life… I’m going to politely request that they do a cover of the other’s song. I think it’d be fantastic to hear Lee D. do an acoustic version of “Baby” or “One Less Lonely Girl” and/or have J Biebs dance to “Stay Here” or “Earth Stood Still”.