Lee D. Chooses His Favorite View
Posted February 8, 2011on:
Okay… so I decided I need to ask Lee D. who his favorite lady on The View is, and the only way to ask is ” say who your favorite View lady is on the count of three… 1, 2, 3…..”
It’s about a 50% chance he’ll get this right. He can say Barbara Walters but she’s barely there, he can say Sherri … but she thinks the world is flat, so that’s just dumb and I’m confident Lee knows that the world is round.
He can also say Sister Mary Clarence (Whoopi Goldberg) or Joy Behar. I’d prefer one of these two. If he says the former that means he loves Sister Act… and really who doesn’t?? And if he says Joy Behar, that means that we’ll look each other in the eyes and fall into a friendship. Joy does that for people.
But… if he says Elisabeth… we’ll have some issues. I just disagree with everything that comes out of that woman’s mouth. She wears cute clothes… but, in my opinion, she is just out of her mind.
You see where I’m getting at?? This will have to be the first question. It’ll let us know if we should continue or not with the interview Jamboree.
And I have some evidence that the interview will continue on.
Okay… he sings “Hallelujah” and he’s wearing blue. Wonderful. He looks like an angel. But what’s really important is this….
Okay… this isn’t the really important part but how funny/frightening is that???
It’s hilarious because it’s baby Lee and giant Lee. Giant Lee looks like he’s serenading baby Lee and baby Lee looks like he wants to be anywhere else in the world.
And it’s frightening because twins scare me. Freak me the F out. I don’t want two of anything in my life. Not even two Lee D.’s because that would just freak me out and annoy me. I don’t need TWO Lee bear’s ignoring me. I can’t carry on TWO fake fights. It’s too much.
But the whole point of this business was for me to explain why me and Lee D. could potentially be besties after the age-old question”Who’s your favorite View lady??”
Lee bear is clearly pissed that Joy Behar and/or Sister Mary Clarence are not greeting him after that performance.
Lee is biting his lip because what he really wants to shout is “WHERE’S JOY!?!?!?!”
So… after seeing this… I’m confident after the question is asked… me and Lee D. will high-five, eat some kiwi, and get on with the interview with nothing but smiles and laughter.