I went to go take a shower to relax and I come back to the kerfuffle that is a Twitter Jamboree.

Rocco: *sees it on Twitter* Oh no.
Lee and all of you indirectly: OH YES!

I just shut my computer and brushed my teeth to get away from it.

But, now I’m back after the dust has settled to recap.

The first thing I see is this… and a lot is happening in this picture.

1) He has a real human being shirt on. Why does he wear color and pattern in his house?? That’s when you are SUPPOSED to look a mess. Not that he looks a mess in public… but this might as well be him going to prom or his wedding. Never seen him so fancy in my life.

2) I forgive all the above because that’s a thumbs up picture. A double thumbs up picture. Oprah possessed him to do this.  I’m going to pretend that a) that was specifically for me so I don’t hate him anymore for having a twitter party right as I’m trying to relax and sleep and/or b) that’s for J Biebs and his awesome new movie. (Seriously, can’t wait to see that movie tomorrow…just FYI)

3) He look less Amish tonight. There is too much light from a power source for him to be Amish.

Which brings me to the BEST QUESTION OF THIS WHOLE DEBACLE!!

@LeeDeWyze Will you ever be Amish again?
@trixcereal lol what?

HAHHAHAHA Trixcereal… if I could send you a lifetime of Trix, I would do it in a heartbeat. I don’t know if that had anything to do with my Amish blogs about him or if that was just you wondering.. but either way… that was the best thing I’ve seen all night.

But, I guess he isn’t Amish. This shocks me. I thought I was dead on. I have video and pictorial proof and you and I both know, I am NEVER wrong about Lee D. NEVER. I think his “lol” was hiding the panic that was rising in his chest. He knows we know.

We won’t tell them you were using electricity Lee D. It’s cool.

Okay… let’s get to the stressful part:

Obama came back and asked some questions… I don’t know what he asked because he has secret tweets (shhhh)… It probably had to do with something about the freedom of Egypt. I think Lee D. was telling Obama to go buy Egypt?? And he called Mubarak “music”. I don’t know. He needs to watch CNN more.

@RazTaz21 hell yea, but I know people who really dig music, buy it

Lee needs to own a joke book….

@leedewyze why was 6 afraid of 7?
@pbrunnett001 cause 7 had a cold

Learn the joke. That’s not even the right answer. It’s because 7 8 9. Get it … seven ATE nine??? HAHHA. Someone didn’t go to 3rd grade.

Then this whole discussion about Mario Kart happened  and I’m not even going to go into it because he didn’t even mention Toad. Not one mention of the adorable Toad.

Hey Lee bear!! Pick MEEE!!!

Oh wait he did.

@LeeDeWyze Toad goes the fastest lol
@liveitup247 he sucks

HE INSULTED TOAD! MY favorite character. Lee bear and I just…. we just have to fight. A day can not go by without it….

Anyway….

@Leedewyze do you ever wear sunglasses?!
@CassandraBerger on occassion

My question: Do you ever pretend to be a male model??
@Rocco on occassion

(I didn’t really ask that…. but that would have been the answer)

@LeeDeWyze Would you hug a lonely giraffe? :O
@Wahntchre lonely giraffe? how depressing… yes i would

Good answer… but do you know that giraffes and humans have the same number of vertebrae in their necks. We just have smaller ones. I just blew your mind with that fun fact.

hmm I did not know that.

That’s really the only exciting stuff that happened. Oh and he loves peas??

we should all do lunch. Like every one of us, all together, pass the peas

I’ll gladly recap lunch. Only if there are kiwis involved.

Though this massively got my heart pumping and made me super exhausted. I’m glad it happened. Practice makes perfect right??

Another 56 of these twitter Jamborees and I’ll be pumping out questions with the best of them! Seriously… you guys are fast. That’s what makes me nervous and start to cry… I just feel like the kid who can’t get across the monkey bars.

(I was just kidding about the crying.. not the monkey bars though … those were hard as a kid)

And just because

MONKEY BARS!

-Rocco

PS The one question I wanted him to answer was about the Grammy’s. I LOVE THE GRAMMY AWARDS. It’s like a national holiday to me and I wanted to make up fake stories about him being there. He needs to just tweet a picture of him in a suit… I can use that in my fake tales.

Oh and this is super important….

RIP Amish bear???