THE FACT THAT SOMEONE ALLOWS STEVEN TYLER TO USE A TWITTER ACCOUNT UNSUPERVISED ASTOUNDS ME.

IT’S LIKE ALLOWING A TODDLER TO USE THE STOVE TO COOK SOME MAC N CHEESE.

NOT THAT I WANT THIS TO CHANGE… THIS IS GOOD STUFF.

1) HE’S BEEN FINISHING THIS BOOK FOR THE LAST 72 HOURS. SO HE NEEDS TO STOP SAYING HE JUST FINISHED IT. JUST PUBLISH IT. I WANT TO READ THIS MESS.

2) HE IS RELEASING NEW MUSIC. OH GOOD. THAT SHOULD BE GREAT. I BET HE PERFORMS IT ON IDOL.

3) HE MET NICOLE SCHERZINGER . IF YOU  HAVE NO IDEA WHO SHE IS… SHE IS NOT A PUSSY CAT DOLL… SHE’S A PUSSU CAT DOLL. THAT’S A WHOLE NEW GROUP.

4) HE HAD A “FUDE” WITH SOMEONE NAMED JP. BUT DO NOT FRET. THEY ARE IN LOVE AND THEY PLAY “GUIT”S.  HE GOT HIS BROTHER BACK.

THOSE WERE GOOD TWEETS. MY DECODER RING WAS WORKING OVERTIME.

-Rocco