Pretty Little Liars: Caleb Takes A Break From Twilight And Showers. Hot.
Posted February 22, 2011on:
Pretty Little Liars is back tonight… and if Caleb and Hanna don’t make out.. I’m going to hate this show. I officially don’t care about any other sub-plot from here on out. MAKE OUT! MAKE OUT!!
Let’s see what happens:
-I’m just so excited Butt Chin is free!!! FLY FALCON FLY!!! He still looks like a sociopath though. Good acting Andrew Keegan. Good acting.
- Oh good high school drama auditions. I really hope this is like High School Musical. These people could use some cheer in their lives.
Oh shit… “A” knows Caleb is sleeping in the basement… she’ll tell because “A” is a whore and likes to hurt my favorite character Hanna. I heart Hanna. She is great.
- I hate MONA!! No one acts like that. She’s a real whore.
-The whole school auditions for the play?? This is the first fake thing this show has portrayed. That would never happen in a real high school.
- Why is Aria wearing a tuxedo tank top?? Where does she shop? She dresses like a magician sometimes.
- Not Blind Bitch, Jenna, is not auditioning… she is just composing the music. I mean naturally. She says she’s fascinated by evil. Shocking.
- The play they are doing is “The Bad Seed”. I’ve never read it. I bet there is murder in it.
-Spencer has the scariest house ever. And she dreams about killer babies. She should just sleep with Butt Chin. She’ll be safe.
- Oh good her brother-in-law, Ian, is still around being all full of murder.
- Wow.. Ian just said Allison a stalker and an offensive player. I don’t know what that means.
- Why does Caleb wake up with perfectly flat ironed hair?? I really am in love with him. Almost as much as Hanna is. I’m so glad he dropped out of filming Breaking Dawn and decided to film PLL.
-Again.. where does Aria shop? No high schooler dresses like that.
- I really wish Ezra didn’t say the word homies. Aria begs Ezra to be the stage manager to the dumb high school play and he says yes. How cute. This will be a disaster.
- Caleb is in the shower and Hanna goes into the bathroom. Her mom comes home and needs to enter the bathroom, so naturally, Hanna, jumps in the shower with Caleb.
She checks out the goods. She likes what she sees.
Such a hot scene. That never happens in high school. I’m 23 and that doesn’t happen in my Sex and the City lifestyle I try to have. I need to move to this town STAT.
- Emily wants to talk to Butt Chin again and Spencer is clearly jealous. Butt Chin is all hers!
-Oh shocking. Ian and not blind bitch Jenna know each other and they are passing treats to each other. They both drink blood, I’m sure.
- Mona just made a wet dream joke about Hanna and Caleb. It was awkward.
- Caleb looks like a werewolf as he stalks Hanna at school. He is such an extra from Twilight.
- Apparently, they all wanted to make out with Ian at one time.
- I love flashbacks! Allison is so mature and hangs out with college boys and brings her friends to Frat parties.
- Aria calls Ezra, Ezra in front of everyone. They should just make out right there. She’s a moron. If you don’t know how to have a proper affair with a teacher.. don’t have one.
- Butt Chin tells Emily that not blind Jenna turned him in. Emily acts all straight again around Butt Chin. She needs to remember she makes out with chicks.
- Oh snap!! Butt Chin knows she’s a lesbian and likes breakfast. That doesn’t even make sense.
- Hanna and Caleb are going to run lines and then make out. I mean obviously. That’s how I made out with all my high school boyfriends. Oh they didn’t make out. Shit.
- Spencer just made fun of not blind Jenna because she is blind and can’t play on a sports team that Ian coaches. What a bitch. I love it.
- Butt Chin is so afraid of not blind Jenna… just seduce her!! She apparently likes to have sex with you, do that again and then steal her phone. sacrifice butt chin… sacrifice.
-Emily goes to go see Butt Chin, but Not Blind Jenna tells her he went out with Spencer. And then she plays the flute like a creeper. BLIND PEOPLE CAN’T PLAY THE FLUTE!! The sax maybe… not the flute.
- Butt Chin is actually with Spencer and she feeds him toast. How romantic. He got her Jenna’s phone though.
These two have weird foreplay.
- They hold hands! This show is turning into an epic love story.
- Aria is pissed Ezra is planning his future without her. Shocking. She is so dramatic. OH SNAP!! He just said their futures aren’t linked.
- Hanna and Spencer give the phone they stole from Jenna to Caleb because he is like a phone repair man or something on the side.
- More flashbacks of the Frat party…and some chick falls down the stairs and dies!! WHAT IS WITH THIS TOWN??!?!?! I’m never going to visit this town.
- Caleb is still lurking around school checking out Hanna. He can’t crack not blind Jenna’s phone and he made a blind joke about her. I want to date him.
- Spencer has a flashback… I don’t really know what happened. Allison is just an idiot. That’s all I got out of that.
- Spencer opens the prop trunk and see’s a trophy with poo on it. Literally. There is feces on it. Oh never mind it’s blood.
They bring it to the po po.
- Nothing like a murder weapon to cause a sleepover. Is that how sleepovers happen?? I need to find a murder weapon so I can have a fun girls night.
- Spencer wants to tell Butt Chin about all the new findings…. Emily is pissed because she doesn’t want to be a lesbian anymore and she wants Butt Chin back.
- Aria gives some speech about life being short and her and Ezra make out. He’s so easy to please.
- Why are Caleb and Hanna breaking up?? Were they even dating?? MAKE OUT! MAKE OUT!! (I’m literally chanting that out loud right now)
YESSS!!!! FINALLY!! This show has my heart!!
That circling of the camera was perfect. So romantic.
- It was rat blood on the trophy, not human blood.
Black Hooded figure was behind this… that bastard!!
“A” says…. “Rat me out.. your blood is next”. OHHH SNAP!!
-Allison pushed that girl at the Frat party down the stairs because she stalks Ian. Oh and she fake blinded Jenna.
- Ian nods in approval of all this off in the distance.
- Black Hooded Figure is playing with a rats and calls them Aria, Hanna, Emily and Spencer. How ironic.
DA DA DA DUUUHHHH!