Where were these fun people during the actual televised ceremony?? I could have used more Paltrow and I definitely could have used some Taylor Swift. She would have talked me off the ledge of insanity and boredom with one of her sweet melodies.

I bet they talked about Glee. Why haven’t they done a Taylor Swift song?? GET ON THAT RYAN MURPHY!!

She looks so pretty. I like her dress. Old Hollywood feel. Oh man.. I just want to be best friends with her. That’s my new goal in life.

By the way… remember her atrocious acting in Valentine’s Day?? Even after that, they invite her to Academy Award events. People will never stop loving this girl.

-Rocco