I hope Lee D wasn’t lying about what I’m about to discuss with you. That would be cruel… because I just spent about 45 minutes on this (way too long) annnnnnd I have my hopes and dreams relying on this. No pressure.

**EDIT** I have evidence… and it’s from the same great woman below. If you click on that extreme close up, (Sorry. I know you can see his pores… I tried to find one of him in that hat. Love how it’s cocked to the side… That’s my L-train coming out) you can see the video where he promises this performance. INTERNET NEVER LIES!!! That’s pretty much a legal contract. And I’m also positive underneath all that he was rambling about he promised me an interview. Just saying. Oh and keep reading those cue cards dude.

CLICK ME!!

That was sent to me this morning. And you know what??? This needs to happen and he’s only 896 people away from that goal as of 11:10 AM (NYC time<— I make up my own time zone).

This needs to happen because I’m pretty sure this “special” performance will hold the key to everything that I’ve been saying since about November.

1) He will most likely wear the Hat Of All Freakin’ Hats. I can’t imagine anything else being more special. Really, I can’t. Can you??? Probably not.

Eduardo lost his hat of all freakin' hats. Sad story.

2) He will most likely perform “The Week The Planet Didn’t Move On A Tuesday”. (Was that the title?? I can’t even remember.) but he will perform it. But for now, just watch “Earth Stood Still”.

3) Interview Jamboree will obviously happen along with this special performance. And this is what it will look like…

You wanna know my favorite planet???

And yes. He will rapidly change outfits like that. Don’t be concerned about it.

Anyway, my whole point to this is, between all of us… I’m sure we can gather 896 random people to click a stupid button on Facebook. This is why Mark Zuckerberg and his sexy friend stole Facebook from the Winklevoss twins… so this could happen. Wow. The destiny of this whole thing is undeniable.

So, go HERE and send this around. (That’s how this works right??) And if you don’t have Facebook… 1) Get with it. It’s 2011. 2) Create one.

And if I didn’t convince you with my selfish reasons of why this performance needs to happen (because he will do all that I laid out above. Obviously) maybe this ridiculous picture of him in space pants will convince you. He looks like he’s in a break dancing gang… I’m a little afraid.

No comment on that. We are going on about 18 hours right now.

Okay, one comment. I think those pants are cargo and corduroys. Intense.

-Rocco