This Isn’t Frightening At All…
Posted March 8, 2011on:
I really shouldn’t be posting about Charlie Sheen… because that’s what he wants. But I think one mention a day is still performing my oath to pop culture justice (even if it involves a mentally unstable man with tiger blood pumping through his veins) and my oath to my own conscience.
I had this conversation with Mamadukes a week or two ago:
Rocco: Ma… what do you think of Charlie Sheen??
Mamadukes: What a nut job! He’s a f-in lunatic!
And that is coming from an avid Two And A Half Men fan.
That’s Charlie Sheen with a machete. Yes, you read that correctly… a machete. Oh, and he’s drinking liquid that may or may not be red blood cells from an actual tiger. I’m thinking it’s just some Kool-Aid.
I wonder who will play him in his bio-pic that Hollywood is aggressively penning right now because they’re pretty sure he’ll be dead in about a year.
I vote Robert Pattinson. That vampire saga he has going is ending soon… he’ll be available.