Lee D. Receives Some Bumble Bee Tuna
Posted on: March 11, 2011
I promise this is the last Lee D. thing of the day… not gonna lie, I’m so Lee bear-ed out right now. I need everything in doses and it’s been an overload for me today.
And I know, I’m a hypocrite. I complain when he doesn’t give me any material… but then I complain when it’s too much. Don’t send me any hate mail…. but feel free to comment below. I always respond.
Anyhoo…. Lee D. was chatting with some people (whose names just completely left my brain… they’re from Fresh 105.9) and you can see that interview by clicking the image of him looking confused below.
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1) That jacket is even better in the light. Look at the popped collar. He’s too much!!
2) Bridge of your favorite guitar?? Please… it’s the hair comb from Titanic. Nothing else. Or a shank.
3) That cookie is a celebrity. Who cares about Lee bear…. DeWyzefan6 you are a rock star!!
Listen… I’m a little jealous. I neglect my relationships to write, stay up late writing, rack my brain for funny ideas, sleep with a notebook on my window sill for when I wake up with brilliant ideas in the middle of the night (and by the way… about 7% of those ideas make it onto the Revolution… the rest are sitting in that book), and have nervous break downs about where commas should go, and I’m not even close to this type of rock star status. I bow down to you… your culinary skills are sick nasty. And even if you didn’t make that yourself… just the fact that your brain thought to ask someone else to make that. I hope you met Lee D. and you guys sliced that cookie cake just like a bride and groom. If not… it’s now my life’s mission to get that to happen.
Oh and side note: My dream fall back job is to be a pastry chef. But that’s just because I’m OBSESSED with wedding cakes and those wedding cake television shows. In real life I burn Tollhouse cookies in the oven.
4) Tuna sandwich?!?!? Ew. I hate tuna. But I don’t eat anything with a face….that was kind of nice of that person. I hope it wasn’t a cray cray who poisoned it… but he’s alive so I guess not. I’d hand him a half eaten humus and avocado sandwich if I overheard him say he was hungry. You guys are just so nice to him… it astounds me and inspires me. I’m sending him Titanic : 25th Anniversary Edition. BAM! Beat that.
5) His hair is being illuminated. It looks great. Believe it or not… I’m not the one lighting this interview, but if I was… that’s how I’d do it. Interview Jamboree will have a halo lighting around him. Is that weird?? No.
6) Ummm?? Lee get a dictionary. I’m pretty sure you just defined “idol” when talking about Dave Matthews and then said you wouldn’t call him your idol. Did you fail English??
7) That jacket is out of control.
8 ) I think he loves Dave Matthews more than Oprah. WTF?
9) I swear to Oprah… I’d make fun of him endlessly if he ever released a cologne. But with that being said… I’m sure it wouldn’t smell like blood and/or semen.
10) He should have a clothing line. It should be called Lee Bear. And I want royalties for providing him with a name.
11) Lee D may branch out and do other things… don’t you dare start a competing pop culture blog. You will ruin me!! RUIN ME!! I think you should all make a verbal agreement with me right now that no matter what, even if Lee D. is my competition, you’d still read this at least once a day. Cool?? Cool.
12) Lee D. loves documentaries… I’m so glad he is smart. I always fear musicians are dumb asses…. but this just proves he is not. I may have to send him the History Channel Docu-series The Presidents. Gives me chills just thinking about the awesome-ness of it all.
Okay… No more Lee D. today. (I say that now… give me about 2 hours when inspiration hits after my blood sugar level rises)
Rocco... this cookie cake is baaaaanging! It's raising my blood sugar level fo sho!
Because I make him say dumb things like that is why I’m not quite the rock star blogger. One day people.. one day.
-Rocco
15 Responses to "Lee D. Receives Some Bumble Bee Tuna"
March 11, 2011 at 9:58 PM
Wow, that was some serious lee reading tonight. Feel like I should get some kind of continuing Ed credits for the time it took to read and watch all the videos. Love the “ensemble”, the jacket does take me way back. Its retro and vintage all rolled into one.
Best part, he sounded great.
Thanks for the rolling recaps and updates!
March 11, 2011 at 10:30 PM
oh thank YOU for reading and commenting! you do deserve some credits lol 
March 11, 2011 at 10:31 PM
When they were asking him if he would ever do anything else besides music like “Lee DeWyze cologne” first thing that popped into my head was a “Lee DeWyze Beanie line” lol I’m pretty damn sure those things would sell in a heart beat!
One of the funniest things you have ever written: Bridge of your favorite guitar?? Please… it’s the hair comb from Titanic. Nothing else. Or a shank. lmao so hard!!
I swear to Oprah that I will forever read the Rev!! well until you decided your done blogging lol what ever comes first!
March 11, 2011 at 10:40 PM
it does kinda look like that hair comb that rose pulls out of her hair before he draws her… or am i just obsessed??
i hope im blogging forever and and i can pass the rev down to dancing baby lol
oh and your the bombdotcom for always reading
March 11, 2011 at 10:49 PM
No you’re right it does look like Roses comb or even like just a comb lol
March 12, 2011 at 2:18 AM
Oh，Rocco you’re doing just fine. Actually better the fine, coz I’ve been coming here at least twice a day for a while. And you know I’m a subscriber too. If it ever comes down to that dreaful point where you have to compete against Lee Bear in bogging, rest assured I’ll be reading yours first before Bear’s. I swear to Oprah I’ll do that as long as your Revolution continues. I’m all for chaos and regime chage. As for Lee’s blog, if he decides to challenge your supremacy in pop culture shakedown that is, I expect it to discuss the subjects you don’t care to talk about so much, like High School Musical N (that N stands for a random number in case you forgot I’m a nerd) and tuna sandwich. But seriously, what on Planet Earth led you to that least likely scenario anyway? I’d imagine you two will be working together somehow when he’s done with singing our solar orbitor to a halt on a Tuesday afternoon.
March 12, 2011 at 8:30 AM
oh thank you Jim.. (HAH take that lee bear ) lol
hahahh i’ll let him guest blog if he wants.. open invitation for lee bear. that’s a genius idea! (he’s gotta sing the song first and btw you’re title is better lol)
March 12, 2011 at 4:21 AM
Good Morning Rocco 
I have just read all of your Lee D. blogs from yesterday – WOW ! have you been busy Lee D. def kept your brain working hard – It seems to be all or nothing with him LOL! Well I totally giggled this morning you did an awesome job !!
March 12, 2011 at 6:17 AM
p.s. I love love love Lee Bear’s cover of “Naked as We Come” 
March 12, 2011 at 8:30 AM
haha i know… he did some stuff, I got to do some stuff. works out nice. lol
and yeah… that version was great.. he did a good job with it
March 11, 2011 at 5:02 PM
yup..i still have that same jacket…i love that we’re twinsies…btw…good to know he is into documentaries…there is someone in twiiterdom that is asking for movie suggestions to send him so there you go…again you are a plethora of information….now go have some protein to get your blood sugar equalized!!!
March 11, 2011 at 5:03 PM
maybe a tuna sandwich..lol
March 11, 2011 at 5:44 PM
hahah eating some kiwis as we speak..lol
and i legit want to send him the presidents doc… or the states (it’s all about the states… obviously) it’s so good lol
March 11, 2011 at 6:10 PM
for real… i love kiwis
…sounds interesting you should!