(Editor’s note: This has been sitting in my draft box since 6AM this morning. I got up because I couldn’t sleep and then tried to write and gave up in 15 minutes…. it may or may not be funnier than it was at 6AM)

Are people over Lee D. and bowling… because I’m Not. And in reality… I’m just not over that jacket. I sewed piping on my own black blazer in honor of it all. (Holla Tim Gunn). Jackets like that deserve to me memorialized and nothing else.

When I have my own Ken doll... I'd really like it to have this jacket and real human hair

Remember in psychology 101 when you would discuss facial expressions and human emotion?? I tried to find the universal image of that, but clearly the world-wide web is just obsessed with John Travolta’s face and/or Scientology and this came up in the results.

His face actually looks the same in every picture; massive butt chin and scientology lover is all I can get out that…. but it was too funny to pass up even if it does not prove my point.

Good thing I have Lee D.’s face to teach psychology and human emotion. Now, this may vary from your text-book… but trust me. I have a college degree. (Swear to Oprah I do)

Lee D. is beginning to laugh at joke he’s telling in his head whilst singing. I guess you can group this in with a multi-tasking facial expression too.

This is the expression of someone who is about to sneeze. I’m pretty sure.

This is  just him singing. I already pulled it  and posted it so I had to use it.

That is a man whistling. Whistling while he works… literally.

This is the most interesting. He’s wondering where Oprah is. In fact…that’s the look of pure disappointment. I almost feel bad for him.

Remember “fight or flight”…. this is kinda like that. He’s panicking because he just saw the silhouette of a man in a top hat and wasn’t sure if Abe Lincoln’s ghost came to bowl with him or not. Kinda creepy.

He’s just shouting. This is definitely during “Stay”.

Okay… so reading this now at 3:20PM it’s not as funny. This was definitely written in my delusional state. But, what can I say… I didn’t graduate with a psych degree… I only took psychology 101 at that was senior year in high school.

I’m not a doctor!

Listen to “Sweet Serendipity/Fast Car” because it’s genius. It’s as if Lee D. studied psych in college.

And then just listen to “Earth Stood Still” because this song will MAKE YOU a genius after listening to it.

Feel smarter already don’t ya??

-Rocco