From last week Spencer is in pretty deep. They found some fibers from Alison’s sweater in Spencer’s bracelet… so clearly that means she murdered her. I hope she doesn’t go to jail…. that would be rough. She would never survive. Butt Chin would have to be all falcon like and swoop in to break her free.

-The girls are all discussing why Spencer’s bracelet had the sweater fibers from Alison… and they are blaming my little sexy Twilight extra, Caleb. BULL!! I refuse to believe he’s bad.

I'm not bad.. look at me in black and white

-Spencer is a paranoid freak… but rightfully so. She thinks someone is watching them, but it turns out to be creepy dolls for some festival. This town needs to be even more frightening.

-But wait… a hot man was lurking. It might be that cop, Garret.

I lurk behind dolls... look how tiny I am.

- Spencer’s sister is a bitch and thinks she’s a murderer. I would never say that about my sister. Unless she killed one of the Backstreet Boys… I’d turn her ass in.

Oh hey.. don't kill us.

- The Hastings are keeping Spencer from Toby. ROMEO &  JULIET. This obviously means they will fall deeper in love… I saw Leo act it out.

Butt Chin, Butt Chin.. where art thou Butt Chin??

-Hanna is staring at the fridge full of food and therefore hurting for some Caleb loving. I will now stare at my fridge and do that.

I miss Caleb. I'm staring at a picture of him on my phone??

- I hate Mona. Have I ever said that?? I hate her. And she dresses like an idiot.

-Oh hey Caleb hey!!

Hey

- New lesbian Paige is seducing Emily with concert tickets. But made it a group effort because  she doesn’t want people to know she’s gay. Because hanging out with a girl automatically makes you gay. In that case…we’re all lesbians. Hole in the plot line ABC Family.

-Aria just threw coffee on Ezra. I’m not sure why.

- More importantly, Hanna goes to chat with Caleb. Ugh!! <– that was a good “ugh”. I heart him.

- Hanna asks him about what Jenna wants… and he says a key. A key to something.  The only key Hanna gave him was the key to her heart!! *aww* .

love

(that didn’t happen… I just am so pro Canna. <– that’s their couple name)

-Oooo Hanna is a cold one. She walks away from Caleb and flips her hair.

- These girls never have homework. I’m really concerned about their GPA’s.

-Aria sees a photo of Ezra and a girl on his computer and that bitch has a wedding ring. OHHHH SNAP!!

Hate the game... don't hate the player

-  Wow… the girls are hating on Caleb hard. They are blaming everything on him.  This is legit. And then Spencer takes it a little too far with the panty drawer comment. RELAX!

-Aria tells the girls about Ezra being a man whore.

- Hanna suggests spying on Ezra, by making a fake page to check out that girl. Aria says no. Make the fake page Aria to nail Ezra… have some balls.

-Spencer goes to see Butt Chin and he just did some crazy math problem. He should do some math and fix his Butt Chin.

2 +2 = the butt in my chin

- Jenna comes out of the house and is still faking blind.

- Spencer and Butt Chin makes plans to meet at that creepy festival… they will most likely make out behind a tent.

- Emily is meeting a member of some gay pride group… and she has a crush on the girl. Emily is a whore.

I just love women

- Aria creates the  fake Facebook page and I like her stalking skills. Not gonna lie… I’d do that too.

- I’d really like if Spencer’s sister was a murderer. I want her to go to jail.

- I know 1 out of every 4 people are gay (I may have just made that up) but this town is just rolling in the gays. Gays and murderers apparently.

-Caleb goes to Hanna’s house and Hanna’s mom is nice to Caleb. Caleb is leaving for Arizona. He better not leave this show… I swear I won’t watch this! (that’s not true)

- New lesbian drives a Jeep. Was that a gay joke??

- Caleb gave Mona a note to give to Hanna and Mona is a jerk and threw it out and poured fruit punch on it. Caleb told Hanna he loves her. AGHHH!

- No town has festivals like this… just another fake thing in the plot line.

-Ian is just throwing out threats left and right… I really hope he is the murderer because I don’t want to hate him for no reason.

I will kill you. Even with my open shirt

-Aria confronts Ezra about the photo of him and the chick… and Ezra admits that he proposed to the girl. This storyline is dumb.

My illegal lover may be a liar. Shocking.

-Alison gave Spencer a snow globe and it obviously is the secret keeper to everything.

- OH MY OPRAH!! It’s gonna have the key!!! It does.. key to a storage room.

- Okay… I admit the picture with the bags over their heads (Ezra’s and Aria’s) is really cute… I want to date someone I shouldn’t be dating.

- OH NO!! A police officer saw Aria leave Ezra’s apartment.. just when I start rooting for them. NOOOO!

Just call me Chris Hansen

- Spencer goes into the fun house to meet Butt Chin… something not fun will happen. This is freaking me out! There are messages from “A” —> “Shut up or I’ll shut you up!”.

- Spencer is looked in some box… WTF!?!

I did not look like this locked in that box

- Uh oh po po knocking on Ezra’s door.

I hope I don't go to jail

- HANNA STOP CALEB FROM LEAVING!!! NOOOO! She let’s him go. Damnit!

-Ian opens the door for Spencer and he’s standing there with a pitch fork. What a freak!

- Spencer runs and hugs Butt Chin in front of her family and makes out with him… this show is so epic with the angsty teenage love stories.

-The girls go to the storage room and find an empty lunch box and it has a USB.

- It’s a video of a peeping Tom watching the girls.

- Black Hooded Figure is in Ezra’s apartment building and steals the spare key.

Next week is season finale. AGHHHHH!

-Rocco