No New Kelly Clarkson Until September *Sob*
Posted March 16, 2011on:
I’m not even kidding. That’s happening. I feel a little bit lost. I need new music. And I want it from Kelly Clarkson.
I better not have a break up from now until September. I can’t survive one with just Taylor Swift’s albums. I’ll ruin them from playing them so much… I need more back up.
Boyfriend: Rocco… we need to talk.
Rocco: *sobs* DON’T BREAK UP WITH ME!! NOT UNTIL SEPTEMBER! *AGHH*
Boyfriend: What??? Will you relax!
Rocco: *tears* Please… I just can’t deal with this right now… I’m too fragile. Kelly Clarkson’s album isn’t out until the fall… what will I listen to??
Boyfriend: Rocco… I was just going to tell you I accidentally broke that stupid vase with the fake flowers in it.
Rocco: Oh. In that case… get out. You can’t go around breaking my things. Have some respect.
The whole point of that was to tell you that Kelly Clarkson’s new album won’t be out until the Fall.
Kelly let us know via Facebook that the album has been pushed back.
I recently found out that my album won’t be coming out until September ….the album has been recorded but I can’t release it until then. I realize that is a long time but that’s the best time to release it apparently so I’m sorry for the wait but I promise you it sounds great!
I love Kelly Clarkson. She’s one of my favorite musicians and definitely my favorite… get ready… IDOL! AGHH!! I know… everyone is super pissed at me right now… but I said it… she is the most talented.
I know that’s an old song, but I don’t know anyone who doesn’t like that jam?? It’s the most perfect pop song.
I’m really pissed about this… I wish I could write an angry letter to someone… but I don’t know who. I’m sure they read this anyway, they’ll know how I feel… and I don’t even have to waste a stamp.
That’s the face I’m making towards this whole situation.