Told You P Mac Lived On A Farm
Posted March 16, 2011on:
And I could totally handle feeding this pig. He’s tiny and he looks like he doesn’t bite. Do pigs bite???
I don’t know about pigs, but you know what bites?? Sheep and geese. A goose glided across a lake and almost killed me in a park, and I tried to pet a sheep in Holland and the thing looked at me with murder in its eyes. I can only assume it was going to bite me.
That’s my experience with nature… so you can see my hesitance with farms. (Oh and I tried to ride a horse once in 4th grade and I’m pretty sure I had a panic attack on it. It was a pony)
Anyway… I got this pig.
Look… Toni was even in Life Magazine. Epic.
P Mac said he was joking about the pig… I think he was joking about the joking. He wants to see my reaction.
Did I pass your test Mr. Teeth??