I’m going to break some news to you that may make you hate me. I’m not a fan of St. Patty’s day.

THERE I SAID IT!! In fact… I hate it.

*whew* That felt good.

It’s hard for me to wrap my head around a holiday where people get massively drunk for no reason (I hate that feeling of waking up and knowing you took one sip to many of the devil’s sauce), where stupid ass shirts like this…

(I don’t even get that joke. It’s stupid)

.. and celebrate something that has to do with a saint and or this killer leprechaun.

Where's my gold bitch!

Remember this movie???

That psychotic leprechaun is such a bastard! (It’s broad daylight out and I’m so freaked out).

Anyway… mainly because of the killer leprechaun, and the fact that people shouldn’t be drinking green beer and eating green eggs at 8AM, I’m just not wearing green.

With that being said… I wouldn’t mind dating an Irish guy from Baaawwwston. If only to piss off Big D. And on our first date we’ll go see this movie boston/Irish movie.

I should probably spend the night watching some Matt Damon, Ben Affleck and of course Leo DiCaprio. In honor of the holiday and all.

Okay… I admit this post is super pointless and super boring…. but I really just wanted to make pretty colors.

Do not for one second sit there and say I’m not festive. It took me 3 minutes to change the color.

-Rocco