Drunk Dialing: Elijah Wood Edition
Posted March 31, 2011on:
I have a friend who drunk dialed Elijah Wood.
The only point of me posting that picture is to tell this story. So, if you came here for Elijah Wood information… go elsewhere. You’re not going to get it here. This is all I have:
The 30-year-old actor is currently starring in the new series, set to premiere on FX in June.
Elijah stars as Ryan, a depressed man who imagines his pet dog Wilfred, played by Jason Gann, as a man in a suit.
Anyway, back to my story…. my friend drunk dialed Elijah Wood.
Basically, she got his phone number from a friend (I don’t know how he got it) and proceeded to call him pretending to be Ramona, a british woman he once hung out with in NYC.
And I know what you’re saying… “Rocco, this is an awful thing to do. Not a good plan!” That’s what I said to her.
Oh, and I also said… if you’re going to drunk dial Elijah Wood you should have at least asked him about North and Bruce Willis.
North is possibly the greatest piece of cinematic history. It tells the story of a boy named North (Wood) who gets to divorce his parents (granted by the easter bunny…. Bruce Willis. Obviously) and go find new parents. You can see the drama that unfolds. (by the way… there is an Amish scene in there. Good times)
And I can’t even talk about the all -star cast! Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Drefyus, Bruce Willis, Kathy Bates, John Ritter and many many more.
THAT’S REBA MCENTIRE AND DAN AKROYD!!!
By the way… I just found the whole movie on YouTube I’m going to go watch it.
PS Okay… this was to tell the drunk dial story and to bring up North. Greatest. Movie. Ever.
Wow. Such a tangent.