Rocco’s Real American Idol Recap
Posted March 31, 2011on:
This is me shamelessly promoting myself. Pardon me. I know it’s rude, but I need a little extra cash this week and since I would be the world’s worst drug dealer (I’m a really bad liar and I the po po and thugs scare me)… I have to pimp myself out and write American Idol recaps.
Speaking of drugs… remember Ashley Sullivan??
I miss this little meth head. I wonder if she’s still married. She’s probably cooped up in her trailer park listening to the Britney Spears album… with her husband of course.
Anyway… click HERE if you care to read full sentences (which, I believe to be proper English, but who knows??), and what I believe to be some pretty intelligent words.
The effort I put into that so I don’t shout hyperboles and profess my love for certain individuals is pretty astonishing.
So yeah… I’m gonna go google Ashley Sullivan and see what’s up.