Lee D Does Not Pour Vodka On Himself
Posted on: April 28, 2011
Wow. So yeah this is totally late. This is soooo after the fact (like 24 hours after the fact) but I’m sitting here about to watch The Daily Show, eating some Reese’s Peanut Butter cups (totally spoiling dinner) and I remembered that I completely forgot to watch the Fox All Access part deux interview.
So, here it is. You can re-live it and I will watch it for the first time like a young fawn learning to walk. Don’t even ask.
First, let’s recap:
1) The interviewer guy is such a tool.
2) Lee D left us with a cliff hanger of a story… “he’s on Idol?? What the hell??”
PART DOS!! I should probably learn how to say “part” in Spanish.
1) Part 2 doesn’t even finish his freakin’ cliff hanger story?!?!? WTF? What a rip off tool-ish interviewer man. At least my interview jamboree will be cohesive (somewhat). I’m so angry. I don’t even want to watch the rest of this… but I will, because I’m a trooper and I care.
2) Lee D. rather drink beer and play music at a bar than be on Idol. I’d rather do that than have to deal with Ryan Seacrest face to face too.
3) This is another long interview. He is wearing the heart of the ocean. I’ve missed that necklace.
4) He hates dancing and had no idea there was dancing. How do people not watch Idol?? Or at least not have the slightest inkling that there will be some choreographed numbers??? I don’t believe it.
5) His hair is great.
6) I’m glad the DJ told us when Lee D. was being sarcastic, because I was confused I thought he was actually confession his love for dancing.
7) He gives really long answers. He must have been good at essays at school because he cites at least 3 examples and probably hands in a bibliography.
8 ) His brother makes sandwiches!?!?! Is he a chef? Who is his brother?? I’ve always wanted to marry an Italian chef (I’m just gonna assume he’s italian too)
9) Oh never mind he’s not a chef. Forget it. But they are still Italian, I’m sure of it.
10) What is so secretive about what Lee D’ does to stay focused?? It’s probably something legal. I just paint my nails and listen to the Backstreet Boys and dream of my life with Nick Carter, just in case you were wondering my secret.
And for my favorite new-found knowledge of Lee D…..
11) Do not pour vodka on Lee’s face… it’s too expensive and wasteful. Good to know.
12) Lee D. speaks his mind and tells it like it is. I’ll just trust him on that.
And now for the most pointless video ever!
28 seconds?!?!?
First they don’t give us the answer to the cliff hanger story and now we get 28 seconds of whatever this is.
That man in the lime green button down is cruel!
Lee D. needs to do something so outrageously fantastic within the next few days because I think I’m losing my Lee D. mojo.
*gasp* oh no!
-Rocco
10 Responses to "Lee D Does Not Pour Vodka On Himself"
April 28, 2011 at 7:27 PM
Rocco you are a TROOPER !! Don’t worry Lee D. will be in Asia next week I’m sure he’ll do something besides now you know all you questions are safe for the interview jamboree 
! By the way the cubano ( my husband ) says it perdon dos !!
April 28, 2011 at 7:49 PM
asia!!!?? YES!
my jamboree will be filled with nonsensical questions.
PERDON DOS!!! NICE!
April 28, 2011 at 7:40 PM
The single most important tidbit of information, in my opinion, is Lee D’s obvious reverence for vodka. Oprah bless his heart, he understands that it is basically a sin to waste it. I’m pretty sure that was the 11th commandment or something. The Hair (I shall from this time forward always capitalize it) was in a league of it’s own – so fluffy yet manly. I was looking forward to your take on this & you didn’t disappoint
April 28, 2011 at 7:53 PM
oh im glad you are not disappointed.
and yeah let’s not be pouring vodka unless it’s in my mouth . lol
April 28, 2011 at 10:53 PM
He does have long answers lol I noticed that in other interviews. Maybe he just likes to hear himself talk lol I don’t mind listening to him talk 
good interview of Bear but interview jamboree will still be the best!! Maybe interview jamboree will happen when bear comes to NYC!! *fingers crossed*
April 28, 2011 at 11:01 PM
oh not too sure about that… but yes i don’tmind his long answers. at least he stays on topic
April 29, 2011 at 11:45 AM
You should fo sho try for interview jamboree!! And make sure you record it for all of us who can’t make it 
April 29, 2011 at 1:04 AM
I’m assuming you got the embedded video links via RBB’s webpage. I watched all of them overthere before coming here. RBB has the link to his full performance of BLY right above the 28-sec “WTH” clip. It’s available only on the foxallaccess.com site. What a fantastic rendition of the song it is, just Lee and his guitar, and you should definitey check it out.
April 28, 2011 at 6:59 PM
Aw c’mon this was a great interview! I buy he had no idea about the dance numbers. My sons, who are roughly the same age as lee, never watched a minute of idol despite my daughter and I being addicted to it for years.
Hey, did you notice in part 2, jonna in the window of the door behind lee.
I like that lee is a thoughtful, serious guy, at least in this interview. Please don’t lose you lee mojo. What will we do?
April 28, 2011 at 7:48 PM
it was a good interview…. i just wanted to hear the rest of his story.
i did not see jonna and im not sure id recognize her in a reflection lol
lee mojo needs to come back!