American Idol Live-ish Blog: Lady Gaga Gives Great Advice EEEdition
Posted May 11, 2011on:
I’m just going to assume that she’ll give great advice. I mean, from someone who looks like this… how could ya not get the best advice??
I’m ready to trade in any therapist for a sit down with that lady above. This shall be fun!
Can this opening be any more dramatic??? They should probably show more tears. Definitely more tears. My own tears aren’t causing electric shock from falling on my computer, therefore I’m not crying hard enough.
Ryan’s hair gets worse and worse each week. He’s such a nerd all of a sudden. James totally just tripped over Lauren’s dress. Oh that would have been awesome!
Lady Gaga dressed Haley obviously. And maybe even Lauren.
Lieber & Stoller and inspirational songs and Lady Gaga… I’m going to drink NyQuil right now.
James chooses the most obnoxious song on the planet. And if Glee isn’t singing it… I don’t want any part of it.
I’m so annoyed he’s singing this song. And I’m annoyed he sounds more and more like Adam Lambert. And I still want to rip that earring out of his ear. That wasn’t even cool in 1996.
Oh let’s talk about Randy Jackson’s glory days some more.
Remember this song was at the end of The Sopranos series?? Well, I want Tony Soprano to shoot me right now. Preferably in the eye… Bin Laden style.
(and don’t even get offended by that because I never make Bin Laden jokes when my whole day calls for them!)
I love how all the judges conveniently have all these projects all of a sudden.
Michael Jackson?? Well, that explains the glitter ensemble. It was either Michael or Ke$ha….. which would have went over awesome.
Haley is the last person I need to be taking political and human rights advice from. Just saying.
Haley is pissed I made that awesome Bin Laden joke. I really wish this song wasn’t happening. Why is she screaming with a loogie in her throat?
Somehow, the gentle creepiness of Michael Jackson makes this song come across better than her beastly singing. And when I rather her a potential pedophile sing…. times are bad. (RIP Michael)
CASEY!!! DATE ME!! He better not be dating… again, I’d rather be shot Bin Laden style (okay I’ll stop with that now)
Randy Jackson hates Haley and Haley hates Randy. Where is the love Justin Timberlake?? Where is the love?
HALEY SHUT UP!!
HALEY YOU AREN’T EMO!! SHUT UP! I wanna slap her. I never hit anyone in my life (minus my sister) but I want to slap that girl.
I wanna write the winners song. I think it would be good.
Scotty Playa Playa:
I’m gonna leave that picture giant because it’s that ridiculous.
Oscar is a huge Lady Gaga fan and whenever we fight he only speaks in Lady Gaga lyrics and trust me, you haven’t lived until an ostrich shouts “i wanna take a ride on your disco stick” at you. It’s disturbing.
If Scotty was a year older and didn’t wear a wooden choker necklace I would want to make out with him. but just like one night in a drunken frat party and only if he continued to say *babylockdemdoors* in between kisses. (That was weird sorry)
He is such a republican!
A guitar?? How many illegitimate kids do you think he has???
Scotty you do the same thing every week and you just sang about Jesus… I don’t think this will ever work out.
What was that song even about?? I feel like it was serious and I shouldn’t make fun of it because I might be stoned to death?? <– I’m so violent tonight. I apologize to Mamadukes who is going to call me afterward to make sure I’m okay.
I kinda want Scotty to win. Is that okay?? I don’t care that he’s boring. Boring people win shit sometimes. It’s happened before on this show… let it happen again.
And J Lo is in love with him. SELENA HAS SPOKEN!! It’s not busti-ca ca
Oscar hasn’t stopped.
PAUL AND CASEY!!! this was obviously meant for me! I’m glad they can read.
I know that isn’t Lauren, but I think we should big ups to her Momma. I feel like her Mom is ridiculous and her teased hair doesn’t get enough air time.
I’d probably sing a Taylor Swift song or anything Backstreet Boys. What would you sing??
I like Lauren. Girl is good and not obnoxious like Haley. Plus, she dresses like a Toddler & Tiara’s contestant. Love it.
Steven is obsessed with Lauren and her buckles and her ugly ass dress. Steven wears that when he cross dresses.
Okay so Haley is putting on her bitch face, Lauren thinks she’ll win, James just wants to scream and cry some more, and Scotty has no idea what he’s still doing there and just wants some meat and potatoes.
Oscar has friends over and they are going to help out this live-ish blog.
Haley takes criticism like that Ostrich takes love from a female ostrich, that being real shitty (that ostrich is gay) she needs to calm her shit down! RELAX. People tell me I’m wrong all day long… and I don’t walk around all bitch face. Take it easy homegirl.
Oh I miss the old Gaga so freakin bad. She was so good.
Haley… I LOVE THIS SONG. IF YOU F**K IT UP… I’ll PUT YOU IN GAGA’S EGG!!
How can they keep a straight face!
Lady Gaga told her to act crazy. Haley is totally one of those girls that could stalk a guy. I mean… I can see her spying, slashing tires, sending dead animals in the mail.
haley has stalked before. it’s official.Gaga just gave her permission to scream. This was way better than the first song… but I still want to slap her soooooooooo who cares??
And now she can smile because the judges aren’t making fun of her. What bothers me about her is now she’s all happy because now everyone loves her. Sore loser?? yes.
Helen wants to have a bad romance with Scotty. She keeps referring to him as Judas. So strange.
Lady Gaga wants to bang Scotty. I’m down for that courtship. She has no pants on!!! The way Gaga is talking to Scotty is hot.
Kiss your cross?!?!?! Scotty. STOP BEING A REPUBLICAN!!!!
Scotty is out of his mind right now.. I can’t take anything seriously.
SCOTTY IS SLEEPING WITH GAGA!!! Start that rumor please!!
HOLY SHOULDER PADS!!!
Why are these contestants so holier (holy-er. how do you spell that word?) than thou??? It’s obnoxious.
Lady Gaga hates Lauren.
She looks like a drag queen…. but I like her. She looks like a moron.
Grandma’s where that in Atlantic city.
Mike Stoeller is an adorable old man.
She does have poop on her face!
When Lady Gaga touches James Durbin, he twitched! HAHAH I just cracked myself up.
James… you are not sexy. Just wanted to tell you.
Jimmy Iovine hates his life. He doesn’t know where he went wrong.
I’ve never cared less about a performance. I’m just gonna stop watching it. JAMES YOU ARE NOT ADAM LAMBERT!! Please stop.
Lady Gaga was the best part to this episode and the fact that I’m saying that is sick. I did way too much yelling tonight.
I’d rather watch Bravo.