James Durbin Is Angry He Left. Let’s Be Real.
Posted May 13, 2011on:
He clearly hates Haley.
It’s amazing how apathetic I am to the whole show at this point. I could care less who gets voted off. It’s always a win-win for good material in my eyes.
Scenario 1: If Haley got the boot, we wouldn’t have to hear her sing anymore and I could go back to doing my impressions of her for money without the possibility of getting sued. I have to hold off on that extra income for another week.
Scenario 2 (which is the case): Haley is around for another week and you know chick is going to mess up 1 of her 3 songs and the judges will hate her and she’ll get the bitch face on. Her left eye will be full or rage and her right eye will be full of murder.
You know who else has rage in his eyes??? James Durbin.
Umm??? Just one thing. James…. you didn’t do anything spectacular on that stage. You were pretty much a straight Adam Lambert, so just take it down a few steps there homeslice.
This conversation between me and Devy Wevy Bevy happened last night via text:
Dev: So much drama on Idol. This kid needs to take to relax.
Rocco: YOU ARE NOT WATCHING IDOL BY YOURSELF?!?!? HHAHAHA
Dev: No. I’m watching Bones.
Anyway, relax Durbin. You did not do “so much stuff that’s never been done before”. VIVA LA METAL!
I hope he gets into wrestling.
(Again, respect the screen caps)