Beyonce Runs American Idol
Posted May 19, 2011on:
I say we get J Lo out and put Beyonce in. Hell, get everyone out, even Seacrest,and let Beyonce just perform for 2 hours every week. I’d watch it.
Beyonce debuted the video for her new single “Run The World (Girls)” last night on Idol and even though the title of the song is super dumb with unnecessary punctuation…. it has a sick drum beat and it’s my jaaaaaaam.
Beyonce. I wish I was you.
She’s my new role model. I’m gonna ride around the city on a horse, wear a gold headress and just dance whenever I’m not on my horse. I will name my horse Stanley.
And I guess I need some hyenas, which is awesome… I’ve seen Lion King. I know how to tame them; with Oreos.
I think Beyonce is running for President and her campaign is “who runs this motha??”. I can’t wait to get that on a bumper sticker.
PS This is how you market a “girl anthem” Jordin Sparks. Take notes young child.