This is not the first account I’ve heard of January Jones acting like an ice princess, so I can only assume she’s a bitch.

And plus, this time around Zach Galifianakis is telling the story and I believe everything he says because 1) he’s better than her, 2) he’s hilarious, and 3) he has a beard. I believe anything a person with a beard says. Santa Claus. Need I say more??

When asked if he’d ever do a sex scene with January Jones, Zach said “no” and then went on to say:

“If I remember correctly, she and I were very rude to each other. It was crazy. I was at a party – I’d never met her – and she was like, ‘Come sit down’. So I sit at her table, and [we] talk for ten minutes, and she goes, ‘I think it’s time for you to leave now’.

 So I say, ‘January, you are an actress in a show and everybody’s going to forget about you in a few years, so fucking be nice’, and I got up and left. And she thinks that’s funny?”

He kinda has a point. Just saying.

I can’t wait until she pops out her child because you just know that kid is going to walk around  all entitled because his/her mother was on Mad Men and will be kicking other celeb babies in the shins on the playground. But then I hope Zach has a child that could make fun of her kid.

The offspring of celebrities are always great and I always imagine them friends… or in this case, frenemies.

-Rocco